Tag Archives: blog

Thursday, 26 October 2023 | 06:55 AM

Even if I already took a shit some 5 hours ago, I got woken up by some farts I did. Their pattern reminded me that Korean fried chicken I had for dinner… is it a coincidence? I don’t think so… Now I am sitting here on my toilet thinking, gotta be fast, though, my girlfriendContinue reading “Thursday, 26 October 2023 | 06:55 AM”

Wednesday, 25 October 2023 | 08:15 AM

With lot of astonishment, as I stand up and turn around to flush off my shit, this morning, I see much more content I thought possible Surely less shitty content than what we consume every day on social media and TVs

Tuesday, 24 October 2023 | 08:37 PM

Today is a great day! Even if it’s going to rain here. It’s a wonderful day not just because I entirely emptied myself from the burden of shit, not just because I am health and plenty of energy, but because IT’S MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY as The Shy Tird!!!! This shit-blog adventure is beginning to getContinue reading “Tuesday, 24 October 2023 | 08:37 PM”

Monday, 23 October 2023 | 06:31 PM

Just caught the bus bringing me home. I’ve left the office relieved, re-lived, brought back to life as I took a huge shat. Now I can’t stop wondering, DID I FLUSHED IT OFF? I CAN’T FUCKING RECALL!! My office is not as big as we can afford a cleaner every day, if I actually forgot,Continue reading “Monday, 23 October 2023 | 06:31 PM”

Monday, 23 October 2023 |06:14 AM

At lunch break, having that huge super-flavory-extra-spicy burger seemed a great idea! Especially because it was paid by the agency I’m working withz It was indeed super, great, flavory and extra spicy, but it rapidly became discomfort at first, pain then, farts, which I mostly had to hold, or at least I tried to, andContinue reading “Monday, 23 October 2023 |06:14 AM”

Proud of my blog

What are you most proud of in your life? Well, somehow weird to admit, but what O am most proud of is this shitty blog I’m running. There’s never been anything I was more consistent on, writing a post every single timeI take a shit. It may not seem that great, but I feel likeContinue reading “Proud of my blog”

Friday, 20 October 2023 | 08:38 AM

Ever since we took our lovely cat, she began playing around with our toilet paper. For this reason we keep it on top of the sink. Guess how far it is from the toilet. Guess how many times do I forget to take it before sitting here taking a shit? ALWAY. Here I am, justContinue reading “Friday, 20 October 2023 | 08:38 AM”

Thursday, 19 October 2023 | 08:17 AM

You know, it’s so nice when you sleep just for a few hours, then you wake up at 4AM naturally, and you’ve git nothing to do at all… In most cases, such as now, I go sitting on the toilet, where I wait for some shit, and air, to come out. Usually this kind ofContinue reading “Thursday, 19 October 2023 | 08:17 AM”

Wednesday, 18 October 2023 | 08:04 AM

Late night beer means, pushy boom shit. Pushy, because since I wake up I feel something urging out. Boom, because as I sit on the toilet, it explodes. Shit, because, well. This is what I’m taking about all the time!

Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:47PM

Now, this is what I call a sudden bomb! Since yesterday I spent the day eating unhealthily, today I had to recover with a lot of veggies. And that’s what I did! Well, I guess there was some clog down there to be taken out…. I was relaxing in bed, watching videos and cuddling withContinue reading “Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:47PM”

Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:06 AM

In the end, I couldn’t sleep, so I headed to the kitchen, did the dishes, waited a bit. My bowels needed just that, a little of push. HERE I am, on the toilet! I hope I could sleep after that… I should definitely stop eating fried stuff for dinner….

Wednesday, 11 October 2023 | 08:10 AM

I always do some chores before taking a shit. Here’s my basic routine: we wake up at 07:15-ish, I prepare breakfast while my girlfriend does what I care the most in life, a shit – her bowels are healthier then mine apparently – we eat together, I clean the dishes while she gets ready, IContinue reading “Wednesday, 11 October 2023 | 08:10 AM”

There’s only one artist I love

Who are your favorite artists? Actually I love many, but there’s one who’s my top favourite one. The one and only Piero Manzoni He gives me inspiration every day. I could never thank him enough for inventing and creating Artist’s Shit (Italian: Merda d’artista)