Sunday, 8 February 2026 | 9:21 AM

8 Feb, 2026

by theshytird

Yesterday night, while tucking into bed, I farted – you know, just a little one – and my girlfriend shouted “PUAAH TOO BAD!”

She’s right… but it’s the price to pay for visiting her mom, and eating her – frankly very good – food she prepares.

Fair.

Shit this morning is more than fair.

Mh, I think I may know this smell… I kinda dreamt of it… oh, wait a moment…

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