I had dinner at my favourite Chinese restaurant. Everything was fresh and great as usual, except for the pork. It was heavy from the first bite, too fried, too sweet. Kept burping it for… well… never stopped burping it at all, TBH.
I woke up some ten minutes ago with farts so loud that woke my cats up. Couldn’t fall back asleep, got to rush to the toilet.
Splash Boom Crash
My arse burns. I feel it with my nose too, yet I don’t understand if this is real or just a dream.
I guess I’ll find out when this post goes online….or I could try not flushing it off…
Risky.
