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29 Mar, 2025

by theshytird

Even though we both ate my mother-in-law’s soup with fennel and chickpeas, my girlfriend had to breach her bowels in the night, urging it.

Me? Nope.

Speaking from my toilet now. Nothing happens, just so normal, dull, and hard.

Who knows how these things work…

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