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Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM

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Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages!

I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptop this morning, but it seems like I’m impeded :/

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM

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Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain.

I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy?

The real question is, can I survive in this environment? Where I suffer, sweating, bearing bowels’ pain, having random diarrhoeas, somedays constipation, and stressful farts scanning my life.

Idk, but I haven’t even had breakfast this morning, straight to the toilet.

My weekend has begun!

A shit matter

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What topics do you like to discuss?

I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell…

Pretty much everything

Friday, 28 April 2023 | 06:24 PM

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I farted through the crowd, on the road from the office to my place.

Now I am taking another shit. Not that much, just a few turds. Fine enough.

My weekend starts here.

Daily Prompt

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When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

About ten minutes ago.

I took a shit at the office, my boss was out for a coffee, and I was expecting diarrhoea and deafening sounds.

I was really scared for what was about to happen, but in the end everything went well, no diarrhoea, my boss is still out, and I opened the window, no smell left.

Mission accomplished!

Thursday, 27 April 2023 | 07:07 AM

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The thing is, this morning is quite too early, but I just gotta go to work.

I’d need to expel all the piled poop, but my bowels are still sleeping….

Just a turd got out. Now, I hope I won’r have problems today

Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM

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I thought I would have ended up suffering this very poop session, since I had a pizza for lunch, but it didn’t happen.

Probably I found the pizzeria that suits me the most! Am I dreaming? Only time will tell. Let’s wait for the fart response.

Under 10 farts during the rest of the day means I found it,

Over 10 means I gotta keep looking 🙁

Daily Prompt

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What makes you nervous?

Most of all, when I am sitting on the toilet, I feel shit inside me, but somehow I can’t expel it.

This brings me a lot of stress, because then I have to do stuff, meet people, stay indoor, and I have to keep my stupid farts, generating more stress!!

Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM

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Back on my Squatty Potty, I am trying to understand if it actually easies my shats.

This morning’s poop is consistent, yesterday I had a burger for lunch, and just a beer for dinner, I already knew my bowels would have disapproved it, so it is the perfect moment to try it out!

At the moment I gotta admit I find the get out a little easier, I mean, right the moment of expulsion. Less contracted.

Nice. I’ll meep updated

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM

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Just finished working. Today I had to keep up some underdeveloped stuff.

You know what was overdeveloped instead?

The shit I’m taking now. I should have taken it at least three hours ago, but I couldn’t. Had to finish.

So now these turds are enormous, but I am safe, they’re right where they belong now, my toilet.

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:22 AM

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I don’t know, this morning shit is dull.

Frankly, eating and drinking as healthy as possible is inversely proportional to shit coolness, and pain.

There’s a choice to be made here. Today I choose comfort