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Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM

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Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in.

Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right next to my workstation 😎

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM

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The wine I bought for dinner was really good, but apparently it doesn’t matter how good something is, if it’s not natural, I feel the aftermath.

I woke up this morning with a mild headache, and a superfast need for a shit. I’d really like to have breakfast with my girlfriend first, but I am stuck here, like always, on the toilet.

Business plan

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What is your career plan?

Phase 0. Founded my blog. A simple format, a post every time I take a shit.

Been doing this for almost four years now, but I gotta grow my community! I also have to diversify. That’s why, for instance, I am doing something else on my instagram, poop-tools reviews, fun poop facts, Healthy Bowels advices, random stuff. But I am certainly not done! I tried a podcast, and some graphic design diffusion, but the path is yet too short, the road is uncertain, and it is exciting.

I don’t know yet what will the next step be, I actually have some secret ideas, but I want to become THE shitblogger, THE shit-fluencer. A brilliant shitty career.

Peace.

Live performance

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What was the last live performance you saw?

Some days ago, when I was taking a shit in front of a mirror.

Thursday, 11 May 2023 | 09:01 AM

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I guess I’m not the only one looking at what my poop looks like right after having it done.

I just did this very thing, and everything seems firm, healthy. It’s quite necessary to understand ourselves, to look after pur health. This is the way.

Tuesday, 9 May 2023 | 08:19 AM

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This morning, shitting is been easier. Must be because I drank no alcohol yesterday, ate no bad stuff, only be a good boy.

My bowels are happy., and my day can now begin.

Favourite poop brands

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What are your favorite brands and why?

Since I have a poop blog I must report what my favourite makers are.

Kleenex is my top one, cleaning paper, tissues, wipes, simply the best, trustworthy brand I rely on.

Followed by Squatty Potty, which I discovered only recently. I think they do an accurate job designing poop stools.

With a Squatty Potty, and some Kleenex, you’re sure to survive to whatever shit sttack!

Monday, 8 May 2023 | 08:31 AM

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This morning I had enough time, and I’ve decided to spend half an hour on the toilet.

I actually needed it! yesterday morning it was too late already, so this morning I’ve been gentle to my bowels.

They are indeed happy.

Happy bowels means a joyful life!

Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM

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All right so, just to sum up, this morning I woke up late, I had to work and I couldn’t allow myself to take some minutes just for me and my bowels. Went to work, Then had some beers and a huge sandwich – remember, I am gluten intolerant – then went to the beach.

During these whole lot of activities I was pregnant of a huge disgusting child, and now I can finally give birth to him.

His name is SHIT

Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 07:26 AM

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Even if it’s Sunday, I’ve got to work. I should have woke up one hour ago, and now I must RUUUN!

What really keeps me here is shit… not ready to go. C’mon arsehole! I’m late!!!

Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:17 PM

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This morning I’ve decided to drink a coffee after a very long time. I’ve never been a coffee drinker, but after a few I used to drink, years ago I found out it gives me anxiety, agitation, stress, so I quitted, no more coffee, I don’t even miss it, I am way too active without it, but I like the taste.

This morning, after three years, I drank a coffe. My boss really wanted to know what was I like on caffeine, since I told him why I don’t drink it, and we had a lot of work to do, so I did it, he offered me a coffee and I drank it.

Luckily it didn’t give me the other side effect I used to experience: abrupt diarrhoea.

As I would have expected I kept active the whole morning, the whole afternoon and the evening. I am still high on caffeine, and I couldn’t bear it, so I decided to smoke a joint. Now the THC kicked in, and the side effect the coffee didn’t give me, the spliff did.

As always, I’m writing you from the toilet.

Same old shit.

Life direction is shit

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What gives you direction in life?

Shit. If I keep doing it, my life makes sense.

When it will be over, my life will too.

It’s easy.