last poops
The secret of a long life
What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life?
Give as much time as possible to your bowels.
Take your time, take your shit, rest in peace
Sunday, 7 January 2024 | 10:21 AM
It’s a hard hard turd, followed by a hard hard life
Saturday, 6 January 2024 | 11:27 AM
Diarrhoea.
Saturday, 6 January 2024 | 07:43 AM
Satisfying shit. How so?
It was probably the most healthy shit in months. Fair amount, not hard neither soft enough to splash, well, you know, what anybody would say ‘NICE SHIT!’
My billboard
If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?
‘Take a shit with me’
Friday, 5 January 2024 | 10:27 AM
Hard shit. Now I’m just waiting until I go back to work, so my routine resets.
This inconsistent crap is shit! Well, yeah
Thursday, 4 January 2024 | 10:03 AM
I desperately needed a shit. My night was dark and full of terror
Wednesday, 3 January 2024 | 03:10 PM
Unruled shit
Tuesday, 2 January 2024 | 08:38 AM
Poor amount of crap in the morning
Monday, 1 January 2024 | 01:29 PM
The new year actually starts late, as always.
And it begins with the same wish, as always.
Do more shit. Tossing it, while taking a huge shit, as always.
Happy new year! Shits!
Sunday, 31 December 2023 | 08:53 AM
Sylvester. nice.
Imma make a cake.
Lol.
Joking
Just shit
Saturday, 30 December 2023 | 08:12 AM
Not so solid shit
Friday, 29 December 2023 | 07:27 AM
There should be more to add, but I have no active brain right now. There’s only one part of my body which is awake right now, and that is my bowels.
Extruding turds
Thursday, 28 December 2023 | 07:17 AM
Speedy turd.
Wednesday, 27 December 2023 | 07:49 AM
Here we are, the first day after festive feasts.
Christmas time always bring joy and happiness, but also diarrhoea and abdominal pain.
Especially because yesterday I had two pints of bear and an hamburger with beans.
My bowels are compromised