last   poops

Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 07:26 AM

Even if it’s Sunday, I’ve got to work. I should have woke up one hour ago, and now I must RUUUN!

What really keeps me here is shit… not ready to go. C’mon arsehole! I’m late!!!

Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:17 PM

This morning I’ve decided to drink a coffee after a very long time. I’ve never been a coffee drinker, but after a few I used to drink, years ago I found out it gives me anxiety, agitation, stress, so I quitted, no more coffee, I don’t even miss it, I am way too active without it, but I like the taste.

This morning, after three years, I drank a coffe. My boss really wanted to know what was I like on caffeine, since I told him why I don’t drink it, and we had a lot of work to do, so I did it, he offered me a coffee and I drank it.

Luckily it didn’t give me the other side effect I used to experience: abrupt diarrhoea.

As I would have expected I kept active the whole morning, the whole afternoon and the evening. I am still high on caffeine, and I couldn’t bear it, so I decided to smoke a joint. Now the THC kicked in, and the side effect the coffee didn’t give me, the spliff did.

As always, I’m writing you from the toilet.

Same old shit.

Life direction is shit

What gives you direction in life?

Shit. If I keep doing it, my life makes sense.

When it will be over, my life will too.

It’s easy.

My favourite quote

Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often?

The only one who’s really judging you is yourself. Nobody Else.

From Tame Impala’s Alter Ego

I have a poop blog, I write a post every time I take a shit. People would judge? No, only me can, and I love it, so I keep doing it! Proudly.

Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM

I love mornings like this one, when I can wake up with no alarm, have a calm breakfast, and go to the bathroom right afterwards. It’s my perfect routine.

This way, my bowels fully wake up, so they’re ready to discharge the whole lot. Once they’ve done that, I wash myself and I am ready to start my day!

This is part of my healthy bowels program. I believe that a happy tummy means a joyful life

Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 09:04 AM

Milk and cereal always give me the right amount of energy to start the day.

I am ready to go!!!

But also, give me the right push for ending my morning poop!

I am Ready to goooo!!!

Going camping and pooping outdoor

Have you ever been camping?

I practice amateur sport climbing and I go camping almost every weekend. Usually we leave on Saturday, we camp, and then go climbing on Sunday morning.

Camping is real fun, it makes me feel mor in contact with nature, I can turn off my technological appliances and just enjoy my own self, be animals again. The camping experience is plenty of cool features, such as start a fire and cook raw meat on top of it, sleeping with natural sound in the background, waking up with the real sunlight, instead of artificial lights, and more.

But it is also full of downsides. For instance, the last weekend I couldn’t join my group camping, my girlfriend told me she almost didn’t sleep because she got bullied by cows… they circled around her tent, grazing in the middle of the night, keeping her awake with their bells. If her slumber was not bad enough already, she definitely ended up sleepless when a real bull went grazing right underneath her tent, moving her mat with her on top with his giant nose. She was frightened, moon light projected ita huge face on the tent, with its giant horns scaring her to death.

Apart from that camping is a lot of fun, especially for me, I wake up, have some breakfast, then straightly go find the best spot to crouch and have a shit. Love it.

I just hope I don’t have diarrhoea…

Tuesday, 2 May 2023 | 07:30 AM

I drank a lot of wine yesterday, so I expect fireworks from my arse in some minutes, bur first, let’s have some breakfast!

Few preliminary turds deployed

Monday, 1 May 2023 | 10:18 AM

International Labour Day, me and my girlfriend decided to have a barbecue in the wild. I am now taking a shit, but I feel I can’t produce it all. I guess have some surprises later on…

Toilet production

When do you feel most productive?

You know those moment when you just have to take a lot of poop and can’t help but staying on the toilet for dozens of minutes?

That’s when I feel the most productive!

Sunday, 30 April 2023 | 10:35 AM

Random droppings out of my arsehole.

I mean random just because I was expecting something more consistent.

I ate pizza yesterday, again, two days in a row, so I thought I would have ended up cramping, but instead, it is a fairly normal Sunday morning.

I’m happy