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Win or loose

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Are you a leader or a follower?

I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit.

Ouch.

Wednesday, 17 May 2023 | 08:10 AM

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I am in Bologna for a few days, host at my friend’s. I don’t know if it’s ‘coz this ain’t my toilet, or because I ate pizza for dinner, but ain’t no shit this morning here!

Everything is still hidden inside my bowels. FUCK. I mean, it hurts! 🙁

Let’s wait patiently until something happens!

Top fruits for a powerful shit

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List your top 5 favorite fruits.

5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards!

4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible!

3. Lemon. Like orange, but I prefer it. And it’s pretty useful to be abused during hateful diarrhoeas!

2. Kiwi. Overall, the best poop creator. Nice acid flavour

1. Apple. Fibres and sugar, for a great consistency. An apple a day leaves the doctor away! And gets the toilet on time!

Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 07:05 AM

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As it was expected, I am taking a shit at the airport. There’s no safe flight for me if I don’t take a poo before departure.

Thing now is, gate closes in ten minutes, and I am still sitting here waiting for the last turd!

Will I make it on time?

Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:07 AM

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This morning I woke up a little before usual, 5:30AM. I have a flight to catch!

The problem is, as always, I’d need to be more awake in order for my bowels to do their job…

Instead am here, idling, wasting time on my toilet. I am sure it’s due to come, SHIT!

The view from my toilet

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I recently moved to s new house, it is the most silent home I’ve ever been, there’s no roads nearby, only open fields. Birds sing in the morning, cats stepping at the door, the nature right in front of us.

Yesterday we planted some vegetable garden in our little ground-floor-balcony, which entrance is direct from the bathroom.

Taking a shit with such a view is awesome

Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM

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Yesterday I had dinner at 10:30 PM, it was really too late for that fish specialty my girlfriend’s great auntie prepared for us, too late for such a heavy meal.

In fact, I had nightmares the whole night, and now I am deploying what’s left of those shitty dreams I had. They also smell a lot.

Monday starts greatly….

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM

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I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet.

I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her?

Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stop my mom when she told me show would have prepared Mexican food?

I am castaway in the poop seea

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM

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First time on a new toilet!

I am moving in a new house, everything is yet to be adjusted, get tidier, cleaned, but an official move begins with the first official shit session on the new toilet.

And yeah, I am proud to announce I am taking a shit now, right from my new throne! Hail to the king of shit! Hail to the new palace!

Cheers! A full full-filling session! I filled the toilet up to the brim.

Hatred

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What public figure do you disagree with the most?

Donald Crap