last poops
Home work
How do you balance work and home life?
I work from my toilet.
I have a perfectly balanced life.
Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM
During this ending week I’ve been at my friends, it was a very ling time not seeing each other, and I was so happy I just didn’t care what I ate or drank.
The result is I am now plenty of shit, but constipated. I mean, I pumped a few turds, but that’s the only thing.I
am scared of going back home…. perhaps my girlfriend will die out of toxic exhalation.
Sorry 🙁
Friday, 19 May 2023 | 03:49 PM
A single dropping as Friday evening begins.
A little turd on the go
The oldest thing I am wearing today
What’s the oldest things you’re wearing today?
My face.
Friday, 19 May 2023 | 09:03 AM
It’s hard. It’s hard in the morning. It’s hard in the morning to take a shit.
Especially when I spent the last few days not caring what to eat, certainly not a single fruit or veggy.
Nice, but it’s Friday, so the condition can’t do but worsen
Thursday, 18 May 2023 | 08:05 AM
Yesterday I had no shit at all. Gluten abuse turned out constipation. This morning it switched into loose mode.
Nice!
Win or loose
Are you a leader or a follower?
I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit.
Ouch.
Wednesday, 17 May 2023 | 08:10 AM
I am in Bologna for a few days, host at my friend’s. I don’t know if it’s ‘coz this ain’t my toilet, or because I ate pizza for dinner, but ain’t no shit this morning here!
Everything is still hidden inside my bowels. FUCK. I mean, it hurts! 🙁
Let’s wait patiently until something happens!
Top fruits for a powerful shit
List your top 5 favorite fruits.
5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards!
4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible!
3. Lemon. Like orange, but I prefer it. And it’s pretty useful to be abused during hateful diarrhoeas!
2. Kiwi. Overall, the best poop creator. Nice acid flavour
1. Apple. Fibres and sugar, for a great consistency. An apple a day leaves the doctor away! And gets the toilet on time!
Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 07:05 AM
As it was expected, I am taking a shit at the airport. There’s no safe flight for me if I don’t take a poo before departure.
Thing now is, gate closes in ten minutes, and I am still sitting here waiting for the last turd!
Will I make it on time?
Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:20 AM
Some luck. I deployed some turds right before getting out.
Let’s flyyyyy! ✈️
Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:07 AM
This morning I woke up a little before usual, 5:30AM. I have a flight to catch!
The problem is, as always, I’d need to be more awake in order for my bowels to do their job…
Instead am here, idling, wasting time on my toilet. I am sure it’s due to come, SHIT!
Monday, 15 May 2023 | 02:48 PM
Just a turdy after lunchy
My lunch break
The view from my toilet
I recently moved to s new house, it is the most silent home I’ve ever been, there’s no roads nearby, only open fields. Birds sing in the morning, cats stepping at the door, the nature right in front of us.
Yesterday we planted some vegetable garden in our little ground-floor-balcony, which entrance is direct from the bathroom.
Taking a shit with such a view is awesome
Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM
Yesterday I had dinner at 10:30 PM, it was really too late for that fish specialty my girlfriend’s great auntie prepared for us, too late for such a heavy meal.
In fact, I had nightmares the whole night, and now I am deploying what’s left of those shitty dreams I had. They also smell a lot.
Monday starts greatly….