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Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.

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How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen?

We all live a stressful life, surely our technology, computers, smartphones, make us a little tense. Tension shall be relieved, as sopn as possible.

After a very long period of my life, being so stressed out, living closer and closer to the edge, close to a breakout, I finally learned how to notice it in advance. I am now lucid, self-aware.

Am I stressed, I ask myself every day. If so, let’s prepare for a trip. The best way for me to unplug is to go camping, living in the nature, more connected to our inner-selves.

Now, camping, stress-relieved, even my bowels are happier, let’s take a shit in peace!

Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM

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Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default.

I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around.

Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again.

My day can now begin!

Friday, 2 June 2023 | 12:34 PM

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As expected, I am now in the wild, about to climb some routes in the middle of the forest… and some shit has to get out. Here it goes.

You’re free.

*soft deployment sound on the floor*

Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM

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Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet.

Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t you use it now!?

I’ll end up taking shits elsewhere in the nature…

My religion?

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Do you practice religion?

Sure! My, myself is the sole God I believe into, the entire reality as I experience it, comes through my senses, hence through my mind.

Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM

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We’re managing an event at work, a great inauguration ceremony for an institution.

I ended up setting the last things at 2 AM, and I woke up at 6 AM. Very nice (thanks)

I certainly could have slept more, since we open at 8 AM, some people would have slept till the last minute, but I could not, I just need calm around me to have a relaxed and plenty shit. Hence here I write from my toilet, almost done, almost discharged fully.

Otherwise I would have ended up feeling bad today, no time to shit, still plenty of burdenssss

Shitting before the internet

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Do you remember life before the internet?

Yeah, I used to read all the can I could find around me in the bathrooms I took shits.

Those times are gone! Culture is gone!

Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM

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I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon.

I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole :/

A welcoming monday!

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 06:22 PM

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Just got home after a long day, end of a very long week, with a very long history of tiredness, now I can deploy what I’ve been waiting for the whole day: the long turd.

Peace

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 02:07 PM

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No shit this morning, late lunch, stressful day,

My boss is out for lunch.

Hurry! TO THE LOO!!

Sprouts of oblivion resting at the bottom of the shithole.

Hope my boss won’t need to use the restroom for a while, as he gets out…

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 07:45 AM

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I forgot I should have arrived at the office one hour earlier, that hour is vital for my bowels to understand it is a brand new day and they shall produce shit.

I’m on the toilet now, hopelessly trying, nothing happens 🙁