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Friday, 26 May 2023 | 06:22 PM

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Just got home after a long day, end of a very long week, with a very long history of tiredness, now I can deploy what I’ve been waiting for the whole day: the long turd.

Peace

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 02:07 PM

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No shit this morning, late lunch, stressful day,

My boss is out for lunch.

Hurry! TO THE LOO!!

Sprouts of oblivion resting at the bottom of the shithole.

Hope my boss won’t need to use the restroom for a while, as he gets out…

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 07:45 AM

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I forgot I should have arrived at the office one hour earlier, that hour is vital for my bowels to understand it is a brand new day and they shall produce shit.

I’m on the toilet now, hopelessly trying, nothing happens 🙁

Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 08:04 AM

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Once wiped off and had breakfast, I’ve then been called back to the loo. Another loo-loose was about to happen.

Gotta admit, it was pretty satisfactory though!

Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM

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My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts.

I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet.

And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth, hopingly 😯

My shitty legacy

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What is the legacy you want to leave behind?

Once I become THE shitfluencer, The One everybody refers to when telling all about shit stories, pooping methods, tools used to help with, I will be power.

My legacy will be thus power. the shit poweer!

The cold constipates me

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How do you feel about cold weather?

Yeah, while heat gives me diarrhoea, cold constipates me :/

Harsh life…

Am I the only one?

Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM

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Pretty normal for me, just came back from one-week trip. I can’t say I took no shit while travelling, the thing is it doesn’t matter!

I still had a lot to deploy, and I just did it. I ate my lunch, did the dishes, but as I was finishing, I felt like I would have exploded at any moment.

I held it as much as I could, but I just had to rush. Arrived in front of my toilet, threw my pants off, and crouched. It happened fast. 1,34seconds for the Record.

Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 10:32 AM

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Yesterday I prepared chicken curry at my best friend. We were amazed by the wonderful flavour. He has this super spicy curry paste, and we stir it in all along. Delicious.

Now the downsides: all the spiciness has now become itchiness, and my arsehole burns.