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Monday, 12 June 2023 | 08:41 AM

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Ever since we took a cat, we put her litter next to our toilet. I can’t understand who does this decision benefit more…

She shits every time we take one, hers smells bad and distracts me from mine.

At the same time, she doesn’t make it anywhere else…

Dunno, this matter gives me constipation…

Sunday, 11 June 2023 | 02:53 PM

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After some sunbathing, I can now rest at home take a break shit.

Actually I am still a lot constipated, so I have to be patient. I feel it inside. I feel it coming!

Sunday, 11 June 2023 | 09:29 AM

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In the last few days I suffered insomnia, it’s just mild, the sunlight keeps waking me up way too early.

This makes me nervous, additionally gives me constipation, stressing me even more!

This is something even my super-effective Squatty Potty can’t solve :/

Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM

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Yesterday I improvised a weird lunch, rice with lardons, courgettes, onions, carrots.

I don’t know why, but my girlfriend had diarrhoea the whole evening. Weird, because it’s me suffering the whole time! This time NOTHING AT ALL.

I was a little afraid of the shit from this morning, but I gotta admit it’s fairly normal.

Some luck!

Friday, 9 June 2023 | 12:55 PM

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How lucky was I to choose to work from home today!

Luck means I now moved my workstation to the bathroom. Yeah, better to have diarrhoea at home than the office…

But I never stop working. Lol

Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

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Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist.

The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the most stoned I’ve ever felt. Paranoid, bed trips, lucid nightmares, and in the morning I couldn’t stand nor walk. I had to skip work, and go back to sleep.

I tried to take a shit, but I was constipated. The day went on surviving, then I drank some beers for another party of an other group of friends, and I went to sleep.

At 1AM I woke up burning inside, my stomach was aching in acid. It kept me awake for a couple of hours, then I woke up in the morning knowing where would have I ended up.

On the toilet, right where I am sitting now.

I am now recovering what I had to shit yesterday, with some bonuses. Reeky bad bonuses.

Wednesday, 7 June 2023 | 04:25 PM

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I’m not sure what triggered it, but I hustled to the bathroom for a brisk loose diarrhoea.

Fuuuuck! Luckily I was home!!

😰

I mean, it’s not even that painful, but it smeeells a looooot!

Wednesday, 7 June 2023 | 08:10 AM

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At the beginning I was skeptical about Squatty Potty. At present I can’t go without it.

Even if I was in urge for a shit, I just sat down squatting on my favourite tool.

A seamless turd. Perfection.

I just love it.