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Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM

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Woke up in the middle of the night by bad diarrhoea.

But wait we’re not there (yet). The last few days I ate like no tomorrow at my girlfriend’s family. We all have been there. I almost kept every night awake. You know, indigestion…

Yesterday we got back home, went to the gym and ate pizza with friends. When I got home I felt like pizza never took the digestion journey, as I felt my stomach still full, burping pizza all around. Few hours later, after a couple of passive light sleep, I feel my stomach weak, deep acid flavour, and my bowels ready to explode.

As I said, I was not there YET, but now, as I went deeper, taking my time neatly describing my bad experience, I am now there.

I am now pissing from my arsehole, yeah, we all been there as well…

The good part is, it’s pretty self-evident I am expelling the devil from behind, but the bad part is, I feel it still inside my stomach. Mire and more acid, and I just don’t know what to do.

Friday, 30 June 2023 | 07:44 AM

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After a few days at my girlfriend’s family, I realised I have to train myself more. I am not talking about sports here. Food. Next time, I must come prepared.

Especially for the second part of the feast. The sheat.

This morning I am in between constipation and diarrhoea. What does it mean? Don’t know yet. But I have a 3-hours road trip to take to come back home. I guess imma discover it!

Something everybody shall do every day

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Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle?

Sit on the toilet for at least twenty minutes consistently, stretch out my arsehole, raise my legs on the Squatty Potry, rest.

Do the body do the rest.

This is the key for a sustainable and Healty life

Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM

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I am at my girlfriends’ family, I feel very much welcome and everything. There’s just one little big problem.

I ate dinner complimenting my mother-in-law, I ate some sweet and sour fish, and some became much, and much became FUCK I CAN’T SLEEP! And I am fucking sweating, it’s so hot in here, and so hit inside me and so fucking AAAAAAAHHH.

My stomach hurt and I moved on the toilet, I thought, maybe deploying some shit will help…

Tuesday, 27 June 2023 | 06:40 AM

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I’m not feeling quite fantastically.

I’m sleeping poorly, and I even decided to have a BBQ for yesterday’s dinner. Now my colon is just stuck.

I guess I just must wait…

Until what though? My death?

Monday, 26 June 2023 | 08:22 AM

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Yesterday I was constipated the whole day, even though I ate a lot the day before and the day before and the day before.

This morning there’s just one little turd coming.

Is this real or am I still dreaming? 🤷‍♂️

Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM

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Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink.

Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily I fell back asleep, but then, at the very same time I wake up every day, I was wide awake already, on the toilet already, taking a huge shit already.

My face looks like a a crumpled piece of paper.

The water inside my toilet looks like armageddon.

The weekend now begins.

Friday, 23 June 2023 | 08:52 AM

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Weird, after that meat feast I had for dinner, I was expecting a huge shit for this morning…

Instead, just nothing!

Mmmmmmmm, I am afraid of what will my day at the office be…