last   poops

Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM

Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink.

Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily I fell back asleep, but then, at the very same time I wake up every day, I was wide awake already, on the toilet already, taking a huge shit already.

My face looks like a a crumpled piece of paper.

The water inside my toilet looks like armageddon.

The weekend now begins.

Friday, 23 June 2023 | 08:52 AM

Weird, after that meat feast I had for dinner, I was expecting a huge shit for this morning…

Instead, just nothing!

Mmmmmmmm, I am afraid of what will my day at the office be…

Best reference ever

Who is your favorite historical figure?

My fav is Piero Manzoni who’s the author of Artist’s shit a piece consisting of 90 tin cans, each reportedly filled with 30 grams (1.1 oz) of faeces, and measuring 4.8 by 6.5 centimetres (1.9 in × 2.6 in), with a label in Italian, English, French, and German stating:

Artist’s Shit
Contents 30 gr net
Freshly preserved
Produced and tinned
in May 1961

I just love him.

Who else could have been my reference for THE SHITBLOGGER?

Thursday, 22 June 2023 | 08:22 AM

I don’t have to worry about some days of constipation, even if I spent the weekend not taking a shit at all, after a few days I discharge till the last drop.

Yeah, drop!