last   poops

Thursday, 3 August 2023 | 09:16 AM

Last weekend I had constipation all along. Now the weekend is hopping in, and there’s no signs of it.

Indeed, shit is piling as normal on the toilet. Hope I’m not wrong though….

Yuck!

Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?

Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them.

Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king!

Lol

Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM

Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch.

The message should be already whole and understandable, already

I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning.

‘My arsehole hurts’

‘I shat green’

Cheers!

Tuesday, 1 August 2023 | 09:50 AM

Classic shit-no-shit day. It starts with a sounding fart. Breakfast. I sit on my toilet and nothing gets out. I push. A little little gets out. I fart a big fart. Nothing else gets out.

Monday, 31 July 2023 | 11:27 AM

After too many days of constipation, I came back home, take a long sleep, and I’m now ready to pop!

Let’s pop!

Let’s dance!

I am now empty!!!

Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

FREEEEEEEEE!!!

How do I describe myself.

How would you describe yourself to someone?

It’s pretty harsh.

I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit.

They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’

Well, I’m different, I write a post every time I take a shit. Every single time!

Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM

I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit.

Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit.

We’ve all been there, being away from home for some days, your arsehole has to become acquainted. But anybody has a limit. Three days of constipation is mine.

I am now feeling a little bit better. But still I have a lot to go through!

Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM

Constipation day 2.

Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it.

Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning.

Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….

My nickname’s story

What’s the story behind your nickname?

I was taking a shit, but I was a little constipated, eventually a little turd came out.

It was THE SHY TIRD!