last  poops
My nickname’s story
What’s the story behind your nickname?
I was taking a shit, but I was a little constipated, eventually a little turd came out.
It was THE SHY TIRD!
Thursday, 27 July 2023 | 10:17 AM
I love it when I sleep richly, and I am plenty pf energy.
This way I can spend optimised time on the toilet. Two pops, and I am ready to go!
Keep Healty!
What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being?
It’s very easy! EASY!
Take a shit every day!
I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think!
Just sit every day, rest for a while, it’s good for your health! Both for your mental and your physical health!
Cheers from the toilet!
Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 01:37 PM
Solid shit after lunch
Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 07:48 AM
Eyes opened in slits, I eat my morning milk and cereal, while my bowels hurt. I go to the bathroom, I almost fall asleep on the toilet, but some shit, I deploy.
Tuesday, 25 July 2023 | 08:42 AM
Another day in constipation.
What the fuck should I do????
Probably just eat more fruit, yeah, but I do alreadyyyyy!
Oh dear!
I start feeling pain from my bowels :/
I’d change the world
What would you change about modern society?
Constipation.
Is bad for everyone!
Monday, 24 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
No no no no no nO.
My body is just not working.
Yesterday I spent the whole day not taking any shit, now just a little stupide stone got out. FUCk!
Sunday, 23 July 2023 | 10:18 AM
IDK Why, no shit at all
I thought dinner at the Indian restaurant was the easiest way…
Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM
‘Hello world!’
During the weekend it seems like my body resets. I could notice it from what my bowels do: A huge shit.
It really seems like during the week my body is plenty of stress, so much I can’t even go easily taking a shit.
I’ve been constipated for so many days during the week, now my arse just said ‘Hello World!’ in a very rough way. Not that smelly though!
The weekend can now begin!
Friday, 21 July 2023 | 08:56 AM
Another day in constipation.
It looks like I am shitting intermittently, one day yes one day no.
No no no no. Not gud
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 12:14 PM
Here comes the shit.
Thus I move my workstation to the bathroom.
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 09:56 AM
Duh, another say with no shit. This heat wave constipates me much! 🥵
Ah! The passing of time!
Which activities make you lose track of time?
When I’m here on the toilet – right where I am now, I spend my time doing all sort of things to give as much time as my bowels need.
I start with some language lessons on Duolingo, then I write my posts about what is my shit session like on my shitty blog – sure! This one right here! – and if I am still taking shit I start scrolling on social media and sometimes even working, when I bring my laptop with me!
I could spend 30 to 60 minutes on the toilet every day!
Tuesday, 18 July 2023 | 09:53 AM
Since Yesterday I had a very bad slumber, today I’ve decided to postpone everything I have to do, in favour of sleeping more.
It was the right choice, bringing me a lot of benefits. I feel fit, energetic, happy, relaxed, and most of all, I don’t remember taking so much shit lately…