last  poops
Monday, 24 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
No no no no no nO.
My body is just not working.
Yesterday I spent the whole day not taking any shit, now just a little stupide stone got out. FUCk!
Sunday, 23 July 2023 | 10:18 AM
IDK Why, no shit at all
I thought dinner at the Indian restaurant was the easiest way…
Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM
‘Hello world!’
During the weekend it seems like my body resets. I could notice it from what my bowels do: A huge shit.
It really seems like during the week my body is plenty of stress, so much I can’t even go easily taking a shit.
I’ve been constipated for so many days during the week, now my arse just said ‘Hello World!’ in a very rough way. Not that smelly though!
The weekend can now begin!
Friday, 21 July 2023 | 08:56 AM
Another day in constipation.
It looks like I am shitting intermittently, one day yes one day no.
No no no no. Not gud
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 12:14 PM
Here comes the shit.
Thus I move my workstation to the bathroom.
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 09:56 AM
Duh, another say with no shit. This heat wave constipates me much! 🥵
Ah! The passing of time!
Which activities make you lose track of time?
When I’m here on the toilet – right where I am now, I spend my time doing all sort of things to give as much time as my bowels need.
I start with some language lessons on Duolingo, then I write my posts about what is my shit session like on my shitty blog – sure! This one right here! – and if I am still taking shit I start scrolling on social media and sometimes even working, when I bring my laptop with me!
I could spend 30 to 60 minutes on the toilet every day!
Tuesday, 18 July 2023 | 09:53 AM
Since Yesterday I had a very bad slumber, today I’ve decided to postpone everything I have to do, in favour of sleeping more.
It was the right choice, bringing me a lot of benefits. I feel fit, energetic, happy, relaxed, and most of all, I don’t remember taking so much shit lately…
10 solid points.
List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.
1. Shit
2. Farts
3. Diarrhoea
4. Constipation
5. Indigestion
6. Reflux
7. Smell
8. Loose crap
9. Outdoor urge.
10. Empty toilet paper roll
Monday, 17 July 2023 | 08:33 AM
Almost-immediate shit.
Great morning ahead!
Sunday, 16 July 2023 | 11:08 AM
Uhm, Sunday shit means late shit
Saturday, 15 July 2023 | 12:03 PM
I should go to the beach, but I overslept and I am now shitting and sweating on the toilet.
Uh! I finished here shitting, I should go to the beach!
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 03:41 AM
Well, I had a pasta dish for lunch, and after just one hour I’m here taking a shit.
Coincidence? I don’t think so…
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 01:08 AM
I hate taking a shit at this time of the night, my bowels are too lazy to do anything, but I am too heavy too sleep
Old but gold
What do you think gets better with age?
Poop smell