last  poops
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 12:14 PM
Here comes the shit.
Thus I move my workstation to the bathroom.
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 09:56 AM
Duh, another say with no shit. This heat wave constipates me much! 🥵
Ah! The passing of time!
Which activities make you lose track of time?
When I’m here on the toilet – right where I am now, I spend my time doing all sort of things to give as much time as my bowels need.
I start with some language lessons on Duolingo, then I write my posts about what is my shit session like on my shitty blog – sure! This one right here! – and if I am still taking shit I start scrolling on social media and sometimes even working, when I bring my laptop with me!
I could spend 30 to 60 minutes on the toilet every day!
Tuesday, 18 July 2023 | 09:53 AM
Since Yesterday I had a very bad slumber, today I’ve decided to postpone everything I have to do, in favour of sleeping more.
It was the right choice, bringing me a lot of benefits. I feel fit, energetic, happy, relaxed, and most of all, I don’t remember taking so much shit lately…
10 solid points.
List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.
1. Shit
2. Farts
3. Diarrhoea
4. Constipation
5. Indigestion
6. Reflux
7. Smell
8. Loose crap
9. Outdoor urge.
10. Empty toilet paper roll
Monday, 17 July 2023 | 08:33 AM
Almost-immediate shit.
Great morning ahead!
Sunday, 16 July 2023 | 11:08 AM
Uhm, Sunday shit means late shit
Saturday, 15 July 2023 | 12:03 PM
I should go to the beach, but I overslept and I am now shitting and sweating on the toilet.
Uh! I finished here shitting, I should go to the beach!
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 03:41 AM
Well, I had a pasta dish for lunch, and after just one hour I’m here taking a shit.
Coincidence? I don’t think so…
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 01:08 AM
I hate taking a shit at this time of the night, my bowels are too lazy to do anything, but I am too heavy too sleep
Old but gold
What do you think gets better with age?
Poop smell
Thursday, 13 July 2023 | 08:11 AM
I begun my month without alchool. Such a nice month to di such a thing… fuck me…
The thing is I was feeling bad for that, too mang bowels problems… hence no alchool for a month
Now, I had a party yesterday, I sticked to my plan, no drinks. Yet, how come this morning my bowels still hurt?
A little shit and I go to the office now!
Wednesday, 12 July 2023 | 10:24 AM
Today I woke up energetic. I think I slept nicely and I recharged my batteries.
This means I am ready to shiiiit! And yeah, some crap already in the hole!
The day will be great!
How to increase comfort
What strategies do you use to increase comfort in your daily life?
I fart whenever is possible
Tuesday, 11 July 2023 | 10:07 PM
Now, I used to take a crap in the morning…
How come I am taking it right now?
This climate change is effecting my bowels too…