last poops
How do I describe myself.
How would you describe yourself to someone?
It’s pretty harsh.
I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit.
They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’
Well, I’m different, I write a post every time I take a shit. Every single time!
Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM
I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit.
Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit.
We’ve all been there, being away from home for some days, your arsehole has to become acquainted. But anybody has a limit. Three days of constipation is mine.
I am now feeling a little bit better. But still I have a lot to go through!
Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 07:13 AM
Never taken a shit in three days. My body is started to wondering why am I on this planet.
I feel bad.
Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM
Constipation day 2.
Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it.
Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning.
Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….
My nickname’s story
What’s the story behind your nickname?
I was taking a shit, but I was a little constipated, eventually a little turd came out.
It was THE SHY TIRD!
Thursday, 27 July 2023 | 10:17 AM
I love it when I sleep richly, and I am plenty pf energy.
This way I can spend optimised time on the toilet. Two pops, and I am ready to go!
Keep Healty!
What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being?
It’s very easy! EASY!
Take a shit every day!
I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think!
Just sit every day, rest for a while, it’s good for your health! Both for your mental and your physical health!
Cheers from the toilet!
Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 01:37 PM
Solid shit after lunch
Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 07:48 AM
Eyes opened in slits, I eat my morning milk and cereal, while my bowels hurt. I go to the bathroom, I almost fall asleep on the toilet, but some shit, I deploy.
Tuesday, 25 July 2023 | 08:42 AM
Another day in constipation.
What the fuck should I do????
Probably just eat more fruit, yeah, but I do alreadyyyyy!
Oh dear!
I start feeling pain from my bowels :/
I’d change the world
What would you change about modern society?
Constipation.
Is bad for everyone!
Monday, 24 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
No no no no no nO.
My body is just not working.
Yesterday I spent the whole day not taking any shit, now just a little stupide stone got out. FUCk!
Sunday, 23 July 2023 | 10:18 AM
IDK Why, no shit at all
I thought dinner at the Indian restaurant was the easiest way…
Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM
‘Hello world!’
During the weekend it seems like my body resets. I could notice it from what my bowels do: A huge shit.
It really seems like during the week my body is plenty of stress, so much I can’t even go easily taking a shit.
I’ve been constipated for so many days during the week, now my arse just said ‘Hello World!’ in a very rough way. Not that smelly though!
The weekend can now begin!
Friday, 21 July 2023 | 08:56 AM
Another day in constipation.
It looks like I am shitting intermittently, one day yes one day no.
No no no no. Not gud