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Monday, 20 May 2024 | 09:13 AM

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I couldn’t keep waiting aimlessly sitting on my toilet, so I had a shower and starting working at my laptop.

One hour later, Had to bail. My toilet is calling again.

A huge amount of shit, deployed!

Monday, 20 May 2024 | 07:39 AM

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I woke up with some cramps, now I’m sitting on the toilet and they’re gone…

Weird…

Let’s wait a few minutes here after this lonely turd and let’s see

Saturday, 18 May 2024 | 07:11 AM

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Everything Everywhere All at Once seems a really cool film, but I haven’t see that yet.

Instead, this sentence could serve as a very appropriate payoff of my shit life.

Everything. Everywhere. All at once.

I had to separate the three slight different concepts with a full stop, because it doesn’t happen all at once, most of the times.

I do a lot of shit, basically I transform every food I eat in poop. EVERYTHING. Everybody does that, but never mind.

I report to take a shit wherever I am, because I write about my shit, always talk about every poop I take. EVERYWHERE I am.

Now, there comes the rarest part, everybody crave for. Something I love, something I feel so satisfied of every time it happens, just like this morning, after a sushi dinner on a Friday night. I shit ALL AT ONCE.

Then I am free…

…until the next shit, at least!

Cheers!

Friday, 17 May 2024 | 06:36 AM

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I am not sleeping well these days, my mind is in a rush, plenty of new ideas and stimuli.

I woke up at 5:00 AM and my mind started grinding. In almost two hours I used a lot od energy, so my bowels decided it was also time to take a shit.

Here I am, a long turd deployed, sitting on my toilet

Good Morning!

Wednesday, 15 May 2024 | 08:22 AM

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Even if I already know – Scientifically – it is always great to observe it again and again:

When I drink more than a pint of beer, my next shit is messy and reeky. Uh, I also had a hamburger for dinner… might’ve push that a little further…

Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 08:15 AM

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Even if the night was long and didn’t bring any news, Not even any shit… right now I’m able to lay a huge turd. Nice and satisfying.

Now, WHY couldn’t you just do it last night, instead of keeping me awake?? JESUS!

Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 03:13 AM

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Am on the toilet. My cat lying right next to me, she’s trying to sleep. Me? Trying to understand what’s going on with my bowels .-.

I don’t understand what was it, the chickpeas I had for dinner, or the Gin&Tonic. What’s keeping me awake? 🙁

Can’t sleep

Monday, 13 May 2024 | 09:31 PM

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I made dinner. Was lively talking with my gf. Gotta shit. Gin tonic (accompanying our dinner kicked in).

‘Sorry! 5 minutes!’ I clicked on my Casio starting the timer.

I sit, I push, I fart. I also take the shit.

It only took 20 seconds.

Why did I say 5 minutes then?

Well… writing this post, took time…

Cheers

Am hungry, gotta go!

Monday, 13 May 2024 | 08:24 AM

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The week begins perfectly when you spend your Sunday at home with your partner, go to sleep early, sleeping enough, waking up being relaxed, and plenty of energy.

All of this is not enough, of you don’t take a shit!

And I just did it! A loooong turd, expelled in 2,4 seconds.

THE WEEK STARTS TERRIFIC!