last poops
Tuesday, 10 October 2023 | 08:22 AM
Taking a shit is a pleasure.
Especially when it detaches so easily ☺️
There’s only one artist I love
Who are your favorite artists?
Actually I love many, but there’s one who’s my top favourite one. The one and only Piero Manzoni
He gives me inspiration every day.
I could never thank him enough for inventing and creating Artist’s Shit (Italian: Merda d’artista)
Monday, 9 October 2023 | 08:40 AM
This shit took too much time. The result is not satisfied.
Half an hour for half a gram is pretty bad .-.
Sunday, 8 October 2023 | 03:13 PM
It’s Sunday, and I’m constipated. No shit at all.
It’s like on the weekend my body doesn’t work properly, my whole body on a pause.
Saturday, 6 October 2023 | 09:41 AM
Today a plain uneventful shit.
I kinda miss those bad diarrhoea attacks I used to had pretty often in the past, though.
They were painful, but they felt LIFE!
Lol, I prefer staying healthy and relaxed
Thursday, 5 October 2023 | 08:30 AM
I guess chilli gives my shit some boost.
Just try to picture the sound
Wednesday, 4 October 2023 | 08:23 AM
I spent months eating less veggies, now I finally implemented back to my diet.
I feel a loooot better.
FIBERY SHIT!!!
Tuesday, 3 October 2023 | 08:41 AM
Even if I’ve been taking a crap for half a hour now, I still feel some more inside me, and even though, I can’t let it out.
When God invented us, He forgot to program a squeeze button.
First things first
What’s your #1 priority tomorrow?
Take a shit
Monday, 2 October 2023 | 07:29 PM
Lil turd, where did you go?
Where did you go, lil turd?
Upon a flush you just went away
I stil flash the memories of you
Deep inside me,
Reeking inside me,
You go free now in the world.
Sunday, 1 October 08:30 AM
Tonight I spent hours awake, with farts giving my slumber a rythm.
I had curry pakoras for dinner, and I already knew what would have happened, but I couldn’t imagine I would have ended up staying awake such a long time just for free myself!
The thing was, my bowels hurt!
Only after I took my loose shit, the calm was (almost) restored!
I’ll give it a rest day
Saturday, 30 September 2023 | 08:49 AM
Ever since I started my journey as a shit blogger, I never thought about where to get.
The only thing that mattered was consistency.
Indeed, what else is vital in shit anatomy?
So I kept taking a shit and reporting it. Now it’s been almost four years, and I still feel determined about it. I will beat the record for the longest and most consistent shit report ever!
Yeah.
In the meanwhile I’ll keep shitting. Tons of shit.
Piles of shit.
Luckily I always flush it off, otherwise I’d be death by fumes…
By the way, this morning I wish I could have slept more, instead my belly, plenty of once Chinese dinner, woke me up outraged, TIME FOR A SHIT! Or even two!
Friday, 29 September 2023 | 08:52 AM
A lil shit to start the day!
Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM
Even if I promote sitting for half a hour every day to take a shit in relax, giving as much time and calm your bowels need, sometime I think it’s a little much, not because of the time, I can always do something else in the meanwhile, but because of the fact I am anus-spread all the time, and it’s dangerous! Stuff can get in!
Lol
Wednesday, 27 September 2023 | 08:35 AM
It took a while for my bottom to understand it had to take a shit. But in the end what had to got out