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Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 03:13 AM

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Am on the toilet. My cat lying right next to me, she’s trying to sleep. Me? Trying to understand what’s going on with my bowels .-.

I don’t understand what was it, the chickpeas I had for dinner, or the Gin&Tonic. What’s keeping me awake? 🙁

Can’t sleep

Monday, 13 May 2024 | 09:31 PM

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I made dinner. Was lively talking with my gf. Gotta shit. Gin tonic (accompanying our dinner kicked in).

‘Sorry! 5 minutes!’ I clicked on my Casio starting the timer.

I sit, I push, I fart. I also take the shit.

It only took 20 seconds.

Why did I say 5 minutes then?

Well… writing this post, took time…

Cheers

Am hungry, gotta go!

Monday, 13 May 2024 | 08:24 AM

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The week begins perfectly when you spend your Sunday at home with your partner, go to sleep early, sleeping enough, waking up being relaxed, and plenty of energy.

All of this is not enough, of you don’t take a shit!

And I just did it! A loooong turd, expelled in 2,4 seconds.

THE WEEK STARTS TERRIFIC!

Saturday, 11 May 2024 | 10:00 AM

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Birds fly high in the sky, and my shit gets down in the toilet.

Lol.

Yesterday evening went differently though…

I went out at thai restaurant, but since I was out the whole day, I needed to deploy a few turds. I did it in their restroom, but the flush was not working fine… so I had to leave my little pebble creatures right there, still floating, having fun with the water flow. They must’ve felt like at the water park!

Wednesday, 8 May 2024 | 07:58 AM

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I should stop eating heavy dinner, I sleep poorly and my bowels hurt.

This morning it’s slow shit, but at least it goes!

No constipation gives me hope for the day to come!

Tuesday, 7 May 2024 | 08:05 AM

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Yesterday I had a sushi burrito for lunch, plenty of sauces, spicy, with fried prawns, for dinner I had a hamburger, yeah, and I had nightmares all night long.

Some people could consume this kind of food every day at every time, but my body can’t.

Yeah.

Now I’m on the toilet, constipated.

Cross 😡