last   poops

Thursday, 16 November 2023 | 02:19 PM

Yesterday no shit at all, this morning no shit.

In the meanwhile I keep eating as always. Yesterday, I even had a pretty spicy dinner!

What now? Am I going to explode?

And what shall I do? I am at the office for the whole day!

Tuesday, 14 November 2023 | 08:39 AM

It’s certainly been a while since I had this kind of non-stop shit. I had some (much) wine yesterday, as I met a friend who lives abroad and he’s kind of a wine expert/enthusiast, and we also had some Japanese-fusion-ish food.

Well, I am now draining shit, and thing is I have to get out right now, but I can’t, as I am still here on the toilet, stuck, stuck.

Tuck, tuck, splash, fart

Cats are so lovely

What is good about having a pet?

I have a cat, and we keep her litter right next to our toilet.

It feels so good to take a shit together, next to each other! 😸

Friday, 10 November 2023 | 08:37 AM

Even if I love taking shits, there are periods when I’m too excited of doing else stuff, starting the day, that I find taking shit dull.

I am now in one of these periods, and this morning I can’t cope with this momentary constipation. C’mon! Hurry up!

Friday, 3 November 2023 | 07:54 AM

There’s something funny happening to my body when I drink wine, apart from classic tipsy effects.

I go to sleep and rapidly fall asleep. I wake up after less than three hours with an unusual urge for a pee. I follow my instinct and I do that, then I go back to sleep. The rest two to three hours I feel like there’s more pee to do, but in reality, it’s way less than expected. I keep sleeping poorly, when I finally wake up with a massive dark necessity. Diarrhoea. And this, is where I am now at.