the Shy Tird

I don’t know, there’s pros and cons of mot having a routine.

These days of quarantine I’m shittin unevenly. My bowels lost their habits

Starting the day with the first stinky crap in weeks,

Or perhaps it was covid’s fault and I couldn’t smell properly?

More likely. It is much more than this morning, and it is yucky and sticky 😋

It’s very disappointing having this amount of shit. I spent the last three days farting and holding stuff inside me, not on purpose clearly. Yet I pooped just a little dried maggot.

Fucking life

I strongly desire to eat just rice for a week. This quarantine I find confort in food, but my arse is not pleased

To poop is my best ever practice.

No, nothing else to add to this assertion.

I ate pizza for dinner, now farts depriving me of sleep

Another day

Another shit

Another day of quarantine

The huge tird is out, and it brings pain!🍾

First shit of the year. Very bad signal

Let’s celebrate this new year in the best way.

There’s the biggest turd of the year clogged inside me, it’a enormous, and it can’t get out.

Btw, just as a reminder, I am still exiled home with my girlfriend, with covid, with symptoms, I think I never woke up this time on new year

Not much shit happening in my life right now, not much shit happing to be expelled from my arse these days.

Just some covid symptoms.

Best new years eve ever!

Morning, this is the shy tird from the house. Normal normal shit, covid covid synthomps

I’ve got no strength to push 😦

Lil’ update, I have coronavirus. I guess my diarrhoea was connected 🤔

All in all it was Another shit in the hole

A bit squashy this time

Anoother looose shit!

And my girlfriend has temperature.

Covid coming??

Diarrhoea

Not a very good sign

An incredibly painful one, though

I can barely sit still. This shit hurts a lot. I mean physically.

Covid symptoms? hope not. In the meanwhile I suffer. 😖

I am pooping :3

Yey, a huge turd to balance yesterday’s constipation!

Yesterday I had no shit, so I lost my streak 😦

More shit to come.

After a 4-hour slumber, my Christmas could now begin! I wrapped the last presents, then headed for the loo. A LOOOOOT OF WRAPPED got out of me! SOOO NICE!

My body made me the perfect Christmas Present!!!

When this morning I wrote about taking a shit at 5:30, I haven’t taken it too seriously.

I’ve only said I took a shit next to a tree, which is actually true, but not very rich of details, so let’s take a deeper insight, shall I?

Christmas eve’s dinner. It was very nice really, I talked a lot with my relatives, we all played Monopoly with my cousins. Yes, very nice indeed! With all the food came some wine. Sparkly, then red one, then bubbles, then… at 1AM, I met my friends at a public square. Not many people around us (I guess COVID hasn’t left yet!). I drank more wine. More wine. More wine.

Well, time passed greatly, I refereed a football match between my friends, wasn’t expecting that! I had fun!

The clock went further, it was 5:30 and we were still chatting, but I desperately needed a shit, so I went for an unspoken wee to the close group of tree (why is there a forest in the city?), nobody asked, normal wee.

IT WAS NOT! pulled my pants down, sat with my back against the trunk, and pushed out what seemed to be an eel of shit, it was very yucky, very smelly. And very fun actually!

Luckily I had a tissue with me, wiped everything off, then went back to my friends.

Merry Christmas!

Happy Christmas with a veeery long turd expelled next to a tree. It’s five thirty in the morning. Everything is all right

It is Christmas eve and I am taking my first shit. More coming for sure. Then THE PRESEEEEEENTS! MORE SHIT INSIDE!

Consumerism is live!

Having a dinner with the office means Imma be late, coz I’m still shittiiiiiing.

Not much to say. Just a little shit in a life of shit.

Just any type of other poop, but virtual

Wrapped in juice,

Ain’t no news

Very clean shit

Poop. As soon as my cheeks touch the seat.