last Ā poops
Tuesday, 24 October 2023 | 08:37 PM
Today is a great day! Even if it’s going to rain here.
It’s a wonderful day not just because I entirely emptied myself from the burden of shit, not just because I am health and plenty of energy, but because IT’S MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY as The Shy Tird!!!!
This shit-blog adventure is beginning to get serious!
I shall be published somewhere!
You know, my life has changed a lot since then, I still was at university, with a different girlfriend with whom I wasn’t feeling great, different house, with different friends, and an utter different life! After four years almost everything changed! I even have a loyal cat now, always keeping me company when I take a shit.
Everything changed but one thing. I kept this blog, and I still put all of myself in it, or even more than just myself, I actually put something beyond myself! MY SHIT!
Anyways, Happy shitty birthday to me!
I’ll keep shitting now!
Thanks to my little expanding anus fandom believing in me and supporting. Cheers!
Monday, 23 October 2023 | 06:31 PM
Just caught the bus bringing me home.
I’ve left the office relieved, re-lived, brought back to life as I took a huge shat.
Now I can’t stop wondering, DID I FLUSHED IT OFF?
I CAN’T FUCKING RECALL!!
My office is not as big as we can afford a cleaner every day, if I actually forgot, it will be my boss first seeing my leftovers…
Monday, 23 October 2023 |06:14 AM
At lunch break, having that huge super-flavory-extra-spicy burger seemed a great idea! Especially because it was paid by the agency I’m working withz
It was indeed super, great, flavory and extra spicy, but it rapidly became discomfort at first, pain then, farts, which I mostly had to hold, or at least I tried to, and eventually, once my boss left, DIARRHOEAH!
Diarroeah, YEAH! Yes, yeah…
Pain.
I think I will go home now.
Proud of my blog
What are you most proud of in your life?
Well, somehow weird to admit, but what O am most proud of is this shitty blog I’m running.
There’s never been anything I was more consistent on, writing a post every single timeI take a shit. It may not seem that great, but I feel like I am relieved of a huge burden every day.
Lol
Monday, 23 October 2023 | 08:22 AM
These days I feel like I am not able to produce as much shit as I got.
Feels like there’s always some more still inside. Yet I wonder, what the hell do I need this for?!
C’monn! Get out!
Sunday, 22 October 2023 | 10:55 AM
Another day with too few shit š
I’m scared of what tomorrow might bring
Saturday, 21 October 2023 | 10:17 AM
Nope, not a great shit. Random one.
There’s much more to go but it can’t find the way out!
Friday, 20 October 2023 | 08:38 AM
Ever since we took our lovely cat, she began playing around with our toilet paper. For this reason we keep it on top of the sink.
Guess how far it is from the toilet.
Guess how many times do I forget to take it before sitting here taking a shit?
ALWAY.
Here I am, just finished a straining half-an-hour session, my arsehole dirty as hell, me squatting all over the bathroom to take that freaking toilet paper!!
I love my cat!
Thursday, 19 October 2023 | 08:17 AM
You know, it’s so nice when you sleep just for a few hours, then you wake up at 4AM naturally, and you’ve git nothing to do at all…
In most cases, such as now, I go sitting on the toilet, where I wait for some shit, and air, to come out. Usually this kind of insomnia is their fault, and I can go back to sleep afterwards.
This time, only a little turd came out, not many farts, pressurised air is still inside me. And I’m obviously not sleepy at all…
Fuck!
Wednesday, 18 October 2023 | 08:04 AM
Late night beer means, pushy boom shit.
Pushy, because since I wake up I feel something urging out.
Boom, because as I sit on the toilet, it explodes.
Shit, because, well. This is what I’m taking about all the time!
Doubt
A doubt.
Did I take a shit today?
Monday, 16 October 2023 | 08:04 AM
Loose cannons.
Carnage inside the pool
My shit this morning sank the toilet
My rules
What principles define how you live?
Take a shit every day.
Stay on the toilet for at least 30 minutes a day
Never forget to wipe
Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:47PM
Now, this is what I call a sudden bomb!
Since yesterday I spent the day eating unhealthily, today I had to recover with a lot of veggies. And that’s what I did!
Well, I guess there was some clog down there to be taken out….
I was relaxing in bed, watching videos and cuddling with my girlfriend, when I felt a sudden urge. ‘I’m shitting myself off! I yelled, then I rushed to the toilet’
Only two seconds and I was clean.
Nice and not so quiet!
Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:06 AM
In the end, I couldn’t sleep, so I headed to the kitchen, did the dishes, waited a bit.
My bowels needed just that, a little of push. HERE I am, on the toilet!
I hope I could sleep after that…
I should definitely stop eating fried stuff for dinner….