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Thursday, 23 May 2024 | 06:22 AM

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Woke up at 5:00AM, something was happening in my bowels.

I sat on the toilet only now though, and there ain’t much to shit.

To he fair I am pretty disappointed…

Monday, 20 May 2024 | 09:13 AM

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I couldn’t keep waiting aimlessly sitting on my toilet, so I had a shower and starting working at my laptop.

One hour later, Had to bail. My toilet is calling again.

A huge amount of shit, deployed!

Monday, 20 May 2024 | 07:39 AM

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I woke up with some cramps, now I’m sitting on the toilet and they’re gone…

Weird…

Let’s wait a few minutes here after this lonely turd and let’s see

Saturday, 18 May 2024 | 07:11 AM

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Everything Everywhere All at Once seems a really cool film, but I haven’t see that yet.

Instead, this sentence could serve as a very appropriate payoff of my shit life.

Everything. Everywhere. All at once.

I had to separate the three slight different concepts with a full stop, because it doesn’t happen all at once, most of the times.

I do a lot of shit, basically I transform every food I eat in poop. EVERYTHING. Everybody does that, but never mind.

I report to take a shit wherever I am, because I write about my shit, always talk about every poop I take. EVERYWHERE I am.

Now, there comes the rarest part, everybody crave for. Something I love, something I feel so satisfied of every time it happens, just like this morning, after a sushi dinner on a Friday night. I shit ALL AT ONCE.

Then I am free…

…until the next shit, at least!

Cheers!

Friday, 17 May 2024 | 06:36 AM

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I am not sleeping well these days, my mind is in a rush, plenty of new ideas and stimuli.

I woke up at 5:00 AM and my mind started grinding. In almost two hours I used a lot od energy, so my bowels decided it was also time to take a shit.

Here I am, a long turd deployed, sitting on my toilet

Good Morning!

Wednesday, 15 May 2024 | 08:22 AM

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Even if I already know – Scientifically – it is always great to observe it again and again:

When I drink more than a pint of beer, my next shit is messy and reeky. Uh, I also had a hamburger for dinner… might’ve push that a little further…

Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 08:15 AM

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Even if the night was long and didn’t bring any news, Not even any shit… right now I’m able to lay a huge turd. Nice and satisfying.

Now, WHY couldn’t you just do it last night, instead of keeping me awake?? JESUS!