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Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM

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Eventually I had no shit at the office, I juat farted a lot. I’m sure they’re going to notice it eventually….but I made it through the day, until I went to the office and I keep farted. This time probably my climbing mate noticed the reek surrounding me…

Btw, now I’m home, taking a shit, intermittently, since every turd is blocked by some farts -.-

Tuesday, 6 February 2024 | 07:14 AM

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Chili beans for dinner?

Spicy dreams at night.

Hefty fireworks in the morning.

I banished my girlfriend from the bathroom.

More to say? You should just experience what I’m living right now, the sound and smell would be more than enough!

Sunday, 4 February 2024 | 01:06 PM

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At my parents’ for Sunday lunch.

Actually, at my parent’s toilet, for my bonus shit, BEFORE Sunday lunch.

Great.

Always comfortable to shit on the toilet you grew up

Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM

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I don’t know if this happens only to me, but often in the morning, right after breakfast, there’s me doing the dishes in the kitchen and my partner in the bathroom doing her things.

As striking as a thunder, suddenly some shit pile inside my bowels, it’s too much, I feel I can’t cope with it, and the worst thing of all is I can’t run to the loo!

So I push it back, once, twice, as many times as I can. But after every push, it gets harder and harder, and the urge more and more intense.

Finally my girlfriend leaves, I kiss her with the sole love capable of making me resist a little more push., then I rush to the bathroom, drifting as I was in a F1 tournament, and I finally sit on my toilet.

Here I am, fully discharged.

Feeling well

Feeling at peace.

My day can now begin.

Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM

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You know when you sincerely ate too much for days, spicy things, untrustworthy things, bad things, even good stuff but in the cauldron is just worsening the situation.

I am now experiencing the aftermath, bad diarrhoea in public Primark

With everything you can imagine as icing on the cake,

This post should have described just one session, but actually I finished at Primark’s public restroom, and entered Starbuck’s.

Fuck.