Early shit.

Should I have a prize for that?

Oh great! Insomnia, right!

Pizza deprived me from sleep, now this problematic meal is trough, gotta expel it.

GO AWAAAAY!

It leaves with a bad aftermath…

Snap! This turd is larger than what my anus could stretch this morning!

I must exercise more!

It’s a hard hard turd, followed by a hard hard life

Satisfying shit. How so?

It was probably the most healthy shit in months. Fair amount, not hard neither soft enough to splash, well, you know, what anybody would say ‘NICE SHIT!’

Hard shit. Now I’m just waiting until I go back to work, so my routine resets.

This inconsistent crap is shit! Well, yeah

I desperately needed a shit. My night was dark and full of terror

Poor amount of crap in the morning

The new year actually starts late, as always.

And it begins with the same wish, as always.

Do more shit. Tossing it, while taking a huge shit, as always.

Happy new year! Shits!

Sylvester. nice.

Imma make a cake.

Lol.

Joking

Just shit