last poops
Monday, 18 December 2023 | 08:11 AM
After a Sunday spent in diarrhoea distress, let’s start the day with a reeky splashy turd
Let’s see what day will bring
Sunday, 17 December 2023 | 02:37 PM
Today is diarrhoea day.
And I gotta go to the office now…
Sunday, 17 December 2023 | 09:54 AM
Pop pop shit pop at Space-X speed
Saturday, 16 December 2023 | 09:31 AM
A long long turd just happened to get out of my bowels
Friday, 15 December 2023 | 08:41 PM
By the way, I had diarrhoea at work
Friday, 15 December 2023 | 08:21 AM
It’s being a stressful period at the office, we’re finishing too late at night, we’re sleeping poorly and eating as badly.
What’s the catch?
Shitting even worse!
The smell can’t just be described
And the worse part of all is ICAN’T FART!
Thursday, 14 December 2023 | 04:02 PM
Nice and not so easy shit at work.
I ate my lunch way too late, now my bowels are plenty of gas, and I cannot expel it easily!
Meanwhile, I drop a spicy turd
Wednesday, 13 December 2023 | 08:11 AM
Stressful days at the office.
Even if the rest of the people already feels the Christmas wave, we are struggling for a huge event on the new year’s Eve.
And my shit, is hard and stuck. INSIDE!
Monday, 11 December 2023 | 08:10 AM
I haven’t been consistent lately.
I shall take more shit then!
Saturday, 9 December 2023 | 09:19 AM
Gotta admit, I am taking more shit than expected.
Don’t know why but when I am at my mother-in-law’s I tend to shit more. Ok probably because she fills me with delicious food…
Friday, 8 December 2023 | 09:03 AM
Another shit.
Which is shit
Wednesday, 6 December 2023 | 08:48 AM
Normal shit
Even if, the concept of normality has been compromised nowadays, to be fair!
Give yourself some time!
Give yourself some time on the toilet,
It’s wonderful what happens!
You shit!
Incredible uh?
When the morning comes…
Are you more of a night or morning person?
Definitely a morning person!
Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT!
Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!
Tuesday, 5 December 2023 | 08:54 AM
Nice and easy shit in the morning. Everything perfect.
But one thing.
I keep forgetting toilet paper on the basin shelf, and I have to squat leg-open, crab-like, to the shelf, to grab the paper without spreading my dung on my cheeks.
Disgusting ain’t it? Just picture it!