last  poops
Sunday, 21 July 2024 | 09:54 AM
Welcome to the beginning of the vacation season, where I can already feel the summer vacation coming and I already feel relaxed and calm…
You know what else feels calm? My bowels.
Yeah, so calm I can’t even shit freely, constipation is daily basis, and pushing and pulling becomes a must.
Fuck.
Btw, in the end I can get rid of some poop, sure… But why can’t my body just work normally?
Saturday, 20 July 2024 | 10:18 AM
Now some shit has been deployed.
Does it only happen to me? I find more difficulties to shit during the summer 🥲
Saturday, 20 July 2024 | 07:30 AM
Am constipated this morning… Yesterday I had Indian lunch and Chinese dinner… how much veggie was there?
NONE
Friday, 19 July 2024 | 09:04 AM
I am lazy today, kinda don’t want to describe my dull shit.
Oh… I used an adjective.. I described it…
Yeah, dull… that kind of dull you wipe it and it sticks, and it takes you five to six papers to wipe it clean. Dull… perhaps I don’t find it too dull anymore…
It’s interesting, at least it has personality.
Let me flush it off now…
Thursday, 18 July 2024 | 04:41 PM
More than a feeling… more than a shiiit!
This is my song.
The song of my arsehole. Oh shit. That Indian dinner was spicier than expected
Thursday, 18 July 2024 | 12:00PM
Well, did I say my shit wasn’t spicy this morning?
Shoulda waited till noon.
Yeah. My office is doomed!
Thursday, 18 July 2024 | 09:23 AM
Oversleeping is not that bad, especially when you spend one hour awake in the middle of the night, burning alive for the heat.a
I ate a spicy Indian dish for dinner… but you know, my shit was not that sharp this morning…
Hard, yeah, it was just hard
Wednesday, 17 July 2024 | 08:25 AM
Having a little trouble taking a shit today
Tuesday, 16 July 2024 | 04:50PM
Frankly, I wasn’t expecting that:
Abrupt diarrhoea in the middle of a focused time in front of my computer.
Fuck!
Sure, I am now more focused, on something else though…
Trying not to be too noisy… the office is crowded today
Tuesday, 16 July 2024 | 08:13 AM
Drinking at the very beginning of the week is not really wise… but if you’re smart enough and you eat enough you won’t hangover.
This is true, but what I ate for dinner was a rough panini, plenty of mayonnaise, sausage and aubergines. This is now become SHIT.
It’s hot in here
Monday, 15 July 2024 | 08:58 AM
Even shitting feels like a war during this summer.
Even if don’t push that hard, I end up sweating like a pig.
Shit is done, but I also lost 10-kilo worth of sweat
Sunday, 14 July 2024 | 11:35 AM
Oversleeping means no shit in the morning. Nor at noon.
I hope to see that later…
Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 09:53 PM
Long day spent sunbathing on the rocks.
We did some canoeing, some dives, I only had some rice to eat and a few beers.
Well, now we’re having hamburger at a local restaurant, and I’m not so hungry, to be fair.
I think I may need some shit first….
Let’s see.. ‘where’s the toilet?’ ‘right there’ pointed the waitress.
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Yeah, some shit gave me a little boost! Now I can hungrily eat!!
Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 08:39 AM
Slept poorly because of, dunno. But I had too much shit inside me.
Perhaps it was my shit’s fault.
Dunno.
Btw I am now discharging myself. Oh yeah.
And I did it! I di it!
I clogged the toilet!
Joking, I only broke it with one shot. Deadly, crunchy, stony shot
Friday, 12 July 2024 | 08:42 AM
I had too much to eat yesterday… now I feel like ain’t all poop got out :/
Dunno… let’s see what the day may bring
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I am thinking btw, summer vacation is coming, I kinda miss the day I go camping, taking a shit almost everywhere.. yeah… feeling so free…