A kebab for lunch, and home-made tandoori-like chicken for dinner.

In the morning, WIEIFFUSJAKEJFFJFJSJER

A carnage in the toilet

This morning my shit is as hard as a rock. More like a diamond actually, probably not as precious…

I should have been out already, at least half an hour ago, yet, I am still on the toilet, dripping shit…

Shit at noon. I was feeling bad right before it.

It was not a good Sunday until this moment, let’s say the best moment ist still due to come.

Right now I am still feeling mostly bad, in this reek environment.

Hope it won’t last long

I’ve probably emptied myself from the previous constipated days

Smell was utterly harmful

Seems like my body just healed, after a safe and sound sleep. 7-hour slumber and a nice turd sequence after breakfast!

Finally home, finally (some) shit.

It’s dark and stiff. It’s hard and I can’t sniff.

Btw now I feel better

Yesterday no shit at all, this morning no shit.

In the meanwhile I keep eating as always. Yesterday, I even had a pretty spicy dinner!

What now? Am I going to explode?

And what shall I do? I am at the office for the whole day!

It’s terrible, I had no shit today.

And the worst thing of all is, I spent too much time sitting on my toilet trying, and I am late

It’s certainly been a while since I had this kind of non-stop shit. I had some (much) wine yesterday, as I met a friend who lives abroad and he’s kind of a wine expert/enthusiast, and we also had some Japanese-fusion-ish food.

Well, I am now draining shit, and thing is I have to get out right now, but I can’t, as I am still here on the toilet, stuck, stuck.

Tuck, tuck, splash, fart

Ok, I guess I just had to wait… A LOT OF SHIT NOW.

I can leave home now…

Having a shit these days, is quite difficult.

I am taking too few veggies, and this is NOT GOOD!