Hard shit. Now I’m just waiting until I go back to work, so my routine resets.

This inconsistent crap is shit! Well, yeah

I desperately needed a shit. My night was dark and full of terror

Poor amount of crap in the morning

The new year actually starts late, as always.

And it begins with the same wish, as always.

Do more shit. Tossing it, while taking a huge shit, as always.

Happy new year! Shits!

Sylvester. nice.

Imma make a cake.

Lol.

Joking

Just shit

Not so solid shit

Speedy turd.

My boss called me in the office today. And yeah, it’s still holiday. I am at the office right now, but he didn’t come.

I have diarrhoea now, and I just made it here. Ha. I WON’T FLUSH HAHAHAHAHAH.

No blah, I’ll do

Strudel consistency inside my toilet

On the Christmas Day, no presents for me on the toilets, no gifts, not even shit.

🙁

Constipated Christmas

Waiting for Christmas, sitting on my toilet.

Waiting for some shit, it’s hard to get.

I am constipated

C’mon! It was just pizza and two pints of beer!

Now my cheeks can’t detach from the toilet :/

And it hurts! It hurts a lot!

I mean, not that drama, I know, but WHY DOES TAKING A SHIT HAS TO HURT THIS MUCH??