Yesterday is been the first (hoping the last) Friday night drinking night.

I met a friend who I didn’t see in months, and we drank one bottle white wine each, before dinner. I was broken already, then we went to sushi with our girlfriends and we took more wine.

I had diarrhoea at the restaurant, a couple of time, then I slept poorly and here I am, trying to cope with my compromised bowels, now constipated, lol.

A light shit, still making me light, less heavy.

Heavy shit is relative. This amount for an elephant is ridiculous, this much from a turtle, would be definitely too much.

For me, I’m satisfied. Long enough to give me autonomy for the rest of the day

This morning shit has an evil soul. I feel it burning and bubbling inside me. I know everybody knows the feeling! Luckily I’m pushing it back to hell!

GO AWAY EVIL!!

Shir is the first thing in the morning, then I could start the day.

Great.

Uh! Gotta wipe as well, second thing in the morning… as much important as the first one

Another lil shit in the afternoon

I had curry for dinner. Meaning, this morning I needed to get into bathroom ASAP! Of course my girlfriend was inside instead! I was panicking, jumping from one room to another to distract my body from the pain I was feeling. Pushing my turds up for as long as possible…

As soon as she got out I slang myself on the toilet, and discharged everything brutal.

Now my toilet has been seized by the health authority, no one can get inside. I almost fainted.

This is why I desperately need a second bathroom in my house