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Thursday, 25 January 2024 | 02:21 AM

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Yesterday, I’ve spent my day taking shits, at the office, at home. I also took a lot of farts, at the office, at home, in my bed.

I am now awake, and my bowels hurt a lot. Am constipated, but at the same time I feel my bowels bloating, full of crap.

I am in total discomfort, I just want to sleep, but I’m stuck here, on the toilet, in trouble.

Saturday, 20 January 2024 | 07:40 AM

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Yesterday is been the first (hoping the last) Friday night drinking night.

I met a friend who I didn’t see in months, and we drank one bottle white wine each, before dinner. I was broken already, then we went to sushi with our girlfriends and we took more wine.

I had diarrhoea at the restaurant, a couple of time, then I slept poorly and here I am, trying to cope with my compromised bowels, now constipated, lol.

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

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You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much

Taking as much shit as you can

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 08:12 AM

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A light shit, still making me light, less heavy.

Heavy shit is relative. This amount for an elephant is ridiculous, this much from a turtle, would be definitely too much.

For me, I’m satisfied. Long enough to give me autonomy for the rest of the day

Being a good leader

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What makes a good leader?

Surely enough, if you take bigger shit than others, then showing it to your people, you’re going to inspire them. Hence, making you their leader.

This is certain.