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Thursday, 25 April 2024 | 09:57 AM

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Nice, taking shit this late time a day.

I’m on a 2-day vacation plus weekend and I can now be relaxed enough to take as much shit as I want!

Not much really, but hard, yeah, hard and soft at the same time!

Soft relaxed hard life!

Tuesday, 23 April 2024 | 07:16 AM

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Yesterday while pooping, I started wondering how my shit habits changed in these last few years. I’ve been running this weird blog for almost five years now, and it kind helps me remember what shitting was like. Frequent diarrhoeas, pain, constipation. It was somehow funny to write every kind of shit adventure, because each one was unique. Every post embedded discomfort, surprise and regret…

So yesterday I started noticing how the frequency of weird and painful shitting decreased. Probably supported by drinking less and less alcohol, less and less gluten…

Whatever…

The point is I slept shitty. Meaning I woke up two hours after I fell asleep, just to come here and take a shit. My eyes were still closed most of the time, but the shit kept getting out, then I made it at falling back asleep.

Then, once I woke up, I came straight here. I’ve just taken another fully painful shit.

So, summing it all up.

Yesterday I had some drinks, then I had a pizza with a beer. I am sure I could have said ‘no’ at least to one or two elements, sure… but it’s pretty clear what happened here…

There ain’t good posts without bad habits!

Sunday, 21 April 2024 | 07:20 AM

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Ok then, stag party of a friend.

Here I am on this hotel’s toilet, with just a couple of hours sleep, straining to have a shit. Why do I have ti strain though? It’s just a shit, and I even drank yesterday, so what the fuck? Why don’t I shit a lot all at once?

Mh, maybe it’s just not yet time…

Thursday, 18 April 2024 | 08:44 AM

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Whatever happens, imma be taking a shit around this time every day.

I mean, even if there’s a war coming, right, I can accept it – but don’t approve it – but I will meed time to take a shit

Wednesday, 17 April 2024 | 05:29 AM

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Ok, I donated blood yesterday morning. I ate a lot. I’m always a lot hungry when I donate… You know, nutrients and stuff to be reintegrated…. I drank a lot of water too… and a couple of beers.

Now, beers probably haven’t been the best idea, but I’ve also had a good Indian dinner. Fulfilling.

Now, uuuhhdhdhdhfjdhsjsj!!! Why can’t I fall back asleep, and instead I’m on the toilet taking a dry shit??

Monday, 15 April 2024 | 08:45 AM

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After 10-15 minutes of constipated Cuckoo turd, getting its head out and hiding back again, keeping pushing and pushing, it finally made its way out!

Followed by its smaller brothers, looking more like a kind of gang protecting their boss.

Btw everything was hard as metals

Sunday, 14 April 2024 | 08:58 AM

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How wonderful it is when you sleep good, no hurts no worries…

I wake up with nothing to do, the sun is up in the sky and my bowels is emptying as I write…..

Feels so goooood! Such a great day!

Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM

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I don’t know what to say…

Everything was going nicely, I only needed some more time to sleep for the whole week, and finally I could rest a little bit more on a Saturday.

Nope, woke up at 04:40 sweating, my whole body telling me not to sleep, I couldn’t sleep at all indeed. What’s up? What’s wrong?

Can’t tell exactly how, but it’s my bowels.

I had a pizza and some beers for dinner. I’m not drinking much lately, and I knew I shouldn’t have drank much, but c’mon! It was just a pizza and a litre beer!

Fuck. I’ve been sitting on my toilet for almost a hour now, and I only drop a few turds… but I feel it coming, war is coming.

Why can’t it just happen now instead of taking me ages? C’mon! Let’s end it quick now, so I could go back to sleep!!

I hate my body… it was a Friday night!! C’mon! I wanted some beers!!! Fuck!