Later than sooner, here it is, the first turd of the day!

I am pretty much disappointed. I am utterly constipated.

I hate it when the weekend starts like this… :/

Shit was not fast enough.

Still, fast enough..

Ir freaking stinks!

Uh oh, now that’s the poop that was hiding inside me…

Now gone. But it was dangerous… luckily I gelt it wasn’t just a fart…

Doesn’t matter if I exercise more, every fucking time I have pizza for dinner, I am constipated in the morning.

Fuck!

I mean, it is obvious I need a shit, look at my belly!

Shit…

I’ll stay for a while sitting here on my toilet, let’s see if anything moves at all

Seems like my body absorbed everything I ate yesterday…

Probably it is also because I donated blood yesterday…

Wait a minute… a turd just got out… right while I was writing… weird… my bowels was feeling afraid uh?

This morning, shit was spiked and a little painful at first, then my anus spread and everything went smoothly.

Love it

A little poop came eventually.

The day had already started, but this gives me a boost

No shit at all today!

🥺

Idk what to say. I’m just still drunk. My head is a mess, my body too.

My shit is a masterpiece.

Uhm, I think there’s a lot more inside, but it looks like I will have to wait…

Now that I started again running in the morning, my bowels movements have improved, a lot of farts in the middle of the workout, and my shit gets out pretty easily!

💪🏼

Had a huge dinner with friends, a few glasses of wine…

As soon as I woke up, Immediate effect.

Am on the toilet, I didn’t even have the time to have breakfast :/