Third poop session.

Fuck

Wine diarrohea

Yet another shit in the hole.

Turdy shape has gone.

Shameless shapeless is here

Woke up earlier than usual, today.

Yesterday I attended the first of four introductory meetings about wine. It was kind of a wrapped sommelier course.

Surely it ain’t nothing like real courses, but TBH I learned something new. Appreciate smells, tastes, colours… it takes time, but I guess it’s pretty serious matter!

D’you know what other matter is pretty serious?

Guess…

Sure! Yeah! I woke up early because of SHIT!

Even if I drank the finest, smoothest, and healthy wines – I got no headache whatsoever – my bowels are simply not used to it.

I feel very drowsy, but it’s because of slumber.

Shit gets out idly, slowly, mechanically. It feels spicier than usual, and it is very soft.

Yuch? Eh?

Just poop!

Btw, I hope I’ll be able to take a nap later on!

Yesterday I made Chinese dumplings with my girlfriend. The blender is a little old and got crazy while mixing all the filling. It basically turn into a smooth paste. We didn’t lose faith and we kept cooking, closing all the dumplings.

Nice.

Our dinner was basically 10 dumplings each, some fresh-fried prawn crackers, and a sweet baozi for dessert.

It was appalling. We kinda made it. Our dinner was delicious! Sure, dumplings were very bad-looking, but you know… first-timers!

This morning I sat on my toilet. It became clear right from the very beginning, as I squat down, the very same paste we made yesterday came out of my arsehole.

Yuck.

Uneventful poop session. Almost instant.

Nice

Looks like the days of constipation are gone!

My arsehole reacted immediately as I sat on my toilet, this morning.

8/10

I had dinner at my favourite Chinese restaurant. Everything was fresh and great as usual, except for the pork. It was heavy from the first bite, too fried, too sweet. Kept burping it for… well… never stopped burping it at all, TBH.

I woke up some ten minutes ago with farts so loud that woke my cats up. Couldn’t fall back asleep, got to rush to the toilet.

Splash Boom Crash

My arse burns. I feel it with my nose too, yet I don’t understand if this is real or just a dream.

I guess I’ll find out when this post goes online….or I could try not flushing it off…

Risky.

Oh dear, felt like a garbage truck at the dump, this morning.

Now I go back to the deposit.

Heavy

Yet comes another giant poop.

I’m still at my friends.

Ok, this is diarrhoea.

Ok, this is shameful.

Mh.

What now…

Am at a friend, working from his home today.

Guess what my bowels asked for?

SHIIIIIIT!

My days of constipation are gone. Welcome easy-discharge!

Very satisfying shit this morning, some 7.5/10.

As I sat it got out immediately, loads of turds, less than a minute. It was a 10/10, but there was something left, and I had to wait a bit.

still here, on the toilet.

We shall spend more time here. It’s cosy! Worthier than social networks, at least.

Guess what? I’m still constipated.

I’m even working out again. I ate hamburgers for dinner, c’mon bowels!

My bowels, ‘C’mon Shy, eat some veggies!’

And while saying so, his bowels expelled a huge sound turd, making Shy forget about his distressful constipation

Peace

I am constipated this morning. And I don’t like it at all!

Earlier I didn’t understand it.

There still was a lot of dung to be taken care of.

Now done it.

I shall sell it

Yesterday, I finished what was left of chickpeas rice for lunch

I spent the whole evening bloating. I even tried practicing yoga with my gf, but it didn’t help.

I had dinner. And nothing moved.

Only once distressed, once tucked in bed, a huge sound fart curled the bedsheet, and the whole room as well….

Finally safe.

Well, this morning not much is left, only a huge tird