Constipation, followed by dry turds. Only in the end there was something worth shit’s name.

Horrible

I’m not satisfied with this shit today.

Not at all

Another shit. But this time it’s loooose

Another day of simole shit

Shit, just shit today

So… red wine + Japanese food + white wine + beer?

You all know the conclusion to this equation

And my bowels now more than anybody

Let’s take a shit!

After an undecided moment, my arsehole decided to release a turd. Not the Bomb, not a nugget, just A TURD worth its name.

But I do feel like it doesn’t end here…

It’s just the fact I had Indian lentils for dinner, and I farted for the whole night… why am I not taking a normal shit right now?

Only a very little shitty 🙁

This morning’s is evil shit.

Just bad BAD BAAAD

And I feel so tired…. this shit pack made my slumber poor

As expected. Loads of shit was due to come

Another night spent farting, and a lot of shit in the morning. Feels like I’m not done here..

Seems like shit just gets out like water from the tap.

It’s so relieving, and I guess I felt it coming: when I sleep I always wake myself up at least once to have a pee, this time when I get back in bed, I farted humiliation, it was so bad I just had to fall back asleep ASAP to stop smelling it.

Indeed, I now understand what was causing that smell.

Thought, hoped for more shit.

Guess I must resign

A lot of shit hit