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Sunday, 25 February 2024 | 06:34 PM

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My bowels are pretty much irritated.

I went bouldering with my mates, and I felt needed a shit since the beginning. Had to hold it for like 7 hours…

Now I’m finally home and…

KABOOOOOM!

Saturday, 24 February 2024 | 10:06 AM

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Uhm, weekend is always difficult for the shit.

If I woke up early like during the week, my bowels would be relaxed and fit enough to be performative, but off course I need more sleep, hence I end up taking a late shit, when my bowels are keen no more…

Farts though, are safe and SOUND!

Friday, 23 February 2024 | 03:40 PM

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Idk what’s going on with my bowels lately. I have diarrhoea doesn’t matter what I eat.

My colleagues are in a meeting right now, and I hope nobody hears my deafening farts šŸ’„

Btw, I have a lot of work to do, and if I was alone right now, I would have taken my laptop in the bathroom with me, but, you know, it’s not socially acceptable to do so…

Right, imma hold tight and go back to my office now!

Oh wait! NOOOOO!

Another huge fart!!!

Monday, 19 February 2024 | 01:44 PM

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Again. Again again again SHIT. This time at the office. And it’s lame limy.

Annoying and painful. Sort of regretful. Why pizza for dinner WHYY!?

Btw, luckily today I’m all alone at the office

Monday, 19 February 2024 | 07:20 AM

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This morning I woke up way too early, my alarm was set for 6:30AM, but I woke up at 3AM. Undigested pizza gave me insomnia.

I tried and tried to push and get rid of what was burning inside me, but it wasn’t ready yet, so I simply waited. And here I am! Let’s start the week with a great 3-hour slumber BUT now it can really start!

Constipation turns diarrhoea in just three hours. NICE!

The (not so) perfect way to start my working week

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You know, it’s Monday, as such, I start my working week, like many others.

Just like many others, as soon as I sit on my desk, I just wish it’s already Friday. It is not.

What could worse than a standard blue Monday? this

It’s Sunday night, and have a beer with friends. Cool. We’re hungry and we take a pizza. Still cool. I get home and I go to sleep ASAP, it’s just 11PM. Coolest moment ever.

Nice, ain’t it?

It’s 2 AM, I wake up thirsty as fuck, sweating and heating. Not so cool anymore. I go have a wee, and go back to sleep. Right. I wake up again, it’s 3AM, feels like just 5 minutes has passed, still thirsty, still my bowels are swell as fuck.

This time I try and sleep again, but I can’t.

I decide to go to the loo, let’s try some poo.

Nope. I’ve been sitting in for like a hour, with no results, that fucking pizza killed me, and you know? It’s still, already, fucking Monday early Morning!

What could go worse?

Uh, constipation is here, no shit at all has been deployed. I am still fucking here, can’t sleep, and my alarm is set to be drilling in 2 hours.

End of the story. (Hopingly)