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Saturday, 10 February 2024 | 09:06 AM

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Saturday morning shit is always an unexpected variable, it surely depends on what I did the night before, but even if I just was a good boy, it could happen to have some kind of diarrhoea.

This morning, I’m happy because everything is calm, one huge single turd, not too hard, not too soft. Pretty standard right?

Everything is perfect for beginning a good weekend, there’s just one thing, whether is shit.

Friday, 9 February 2024 | 08:27 AM

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I pushed hard hard today.

It kinda reminded me of that 20-year-old GIF I used to have in one of my first color-screen-phones where a toon guy pushed as hard as possible to take a shit, so hard his head swallowed and reddened, so hard his head eventually exploded, he finishes kneel on the floor, barearse, and finally the turd gets out, and splashes in the toilet.

Please, if anyone still has this GIF, it would be a great present

Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM

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Eventually I had no shit at the office, I juat farted a lot. I’m sure they’re going to notice it eventually….but I made it through the day, until I went to the office and I keep farted. This time probably my climbing mate noticed the reek surrounding me…

Btw, now I’m home, taking a shit, intermittently, since every turd is blocked by some farts -.-

Tuesday, 6 February 2024 | 07:14 AM

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Chili beans for dinner?

Spicy dreams at night.

Hefty fireworks in the morning.

I banished my girlfriend from the bathroom.

More to say? You should just experience what I’m living right now, the sound and smell would be more than enough!

Sunday, 4 February 2024 | 01:06 PM

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At my parents’ for Sunday lunch.

Actually, at my parent’s toilet, for my bonus shit, BEFORE Sunday lunch.

Great.

Always comfortable to shit on the toilet you grew up

Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM

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I don’t know if this happens only to me, but often in the morning, right after breakfast, there’s me doing the dishes in the kitchen and my partner in the bathroom doing her things.

As striking as a thunder, suddenly some shit pile inside my bowels, it’s too much, I feel I can’t cope with it, and the worst thing of all is I can’t run to the loo!

So I push it back, once, twice, as many times as I can. But after every push, it gets harder and harder, and the urge more and more intense.

Finally my girlfriend leaves, I kiss her with the sole love capable of making me resist a little more push., then I rush to the bathroom, drifting as I was in a F1 tournament, and I finally sit on my toilet.

Here I am, fully discharged.

Feeling well

Feeling at peace.

My day can now begin.