Btw, My back still hurts a lot, so I’m not able to push as hard as poop needs.

I am sad

Nevertheless, some shit has been deployed!

A day of constipation, follows a day of diarrhoea.

Shit is so weird, my arsehole as well…

Yeah, I know, it hasn’t passed much since my last post, that is to say, it hasn’t passed much since my last poop, but everybody knows diarrhoea, don’t they?

Fuck! It hurts!

Luckily I felt the second go just before leaving the house…..

It happens every single time. Constipation the day after holidays.

Sure…. nobody ever eats a veggy!!

Sshiiiiiiit!

It’s early in the morning, it’s Saturday, and I am already on the toilet crafting some shit.

There’s a news though!

Today’s the very first day my girlfriend joins the loo while I’m taking a poo!

So lovely! You know, we’re both late, and none of us could stand waiting outside!

Gotta admit, my bowels is not entirely ready for this, they’re still a bit shy…

I’m on a business trip, we’re building the stage for a concert, all of us has their own apartment, but only my boss’ is the closest to the venue. I’ve got his keys, and desperately need a sheet from this morning.

There’s not much else to say… just do the math

Shit! I freaking hate constipation!

A dump air explosion.

From my belly to the toilet

What about it this morning…

I ate a lot of chili for dinner, I was freaking hungry, but I also was very tired, and I went to sleep early.

Nothing special, just a massive pile of crap disgtinguishly stinky