This morning I am taking a shit sitting on my toilet, as most of the days, but there’s an uncommon sound surrounding me, sheep grazing.

It’s weird how we share most of our DNA with them, and we do the same stuff every day, eat sleep shit – more or less. And yet we feel so different from every animal around us.

Why have we developed in such a cocky way?

We elected ourselves king of the animals, but we’re just stupid arrogant creatures, reigning on top of a white marble throne.

At max, we could be the king of shit! And I guess it’s true, since every shit happening to this planet is our fault’s!

Btw, this morning I extruded hard and dry shit, but only for the first half, as it suddenly changed into something fluid and mystical.

Third shit of the day?

I really need to get back into sports :/

My whole body needs it for life

I felt more shit inside me the whole morning.

I had to at least try to discharge it before lunch.

Made it.

Feel better

Just woke up. My belly hurts on the left-hand side. I hope It’s nothing serious…

What I did today was, sleep, shit, eat, watch Avatar, took another shit, and everything else will happen in the future.

I guess we’re going to watch Avatar 2. It’s too hot to do whatever one could think of, it’s cloudy and ready to rain outside, so nothing worth doing on vacation…

I’ll just stay here on the toilet for another while.

Is it late for my morning shit?

Probably it is, but as long as it gets out, it is fine

Yesterday I had my favourite pizza for dinner.

It is actually very good, but… I have troubles digestig it! :/

In the morning, I always have half the shit, the other half I save it for later! You know, just in case!

Actually it is not something I can decide, it simply stays there, burdening me ://

Just got back from my friend’s father’s funeral.

Yeah, life’s shit. Actually nope, this is shit, the turds I’m expelling!

Life’s worth living! As long as somebody can take a shit!

Got it over pretty quick.

Had much shit in the que

Keep farting bad stuff

You know, diarrhoea never comes when you need it.

I woke up burdened but no will of taking a shit was in place.

I had to eat all of the dried prunes I had left in the shelf to stimulate my bowels.

Fuck yeah, it worked!!

You know, another good thing of being on vacation for me is that I can switch off, unplug from my whole stressful life, I can smoke my joint and be as slow as I want, chilling with no worries at all.

Yeah, but how does it fit into my topic?

I didn’t have time to take a shit in the morning and I kept being constipated the whole day, as expected, I wasn’t feeling so good, I mean, burdened and producing horrible farts the whole day…

I needed a solution, I ate some prunes – farts intensified – had a peach – farts almost stopped, but I felt my bowels moving.

The thing was due soon, but I needed one last push.

Rolled a joint, smoked it, rushed to the bathroom.

Oh yeah, shit in the hole!