Mild shit.

A 6,5 out of 10. Sufficiently soft, fair amount, a little constipation in the beginning

Not the best shit ever.

What’s wrong?

Nothing, it’s just a feeling. Probably too late, too hard, too…IDK, dull

Sunday shit

Idk, is my arse fooling me around?

I’ve has so many bad farts yesterday! Even during dinner I kept farting and they were worst and worst.

I was expecting a ridiculous amount of poop this morning, but instead, just a couple of action figures.

Sort of disappointing, but I feel like I should write some plot now…

Napalm

Back home.

Shit done

Got an early meeting this morning, so I am on a rush, I also woke up earlier than usual to cope with time..

All of these things together gives me stress, hence constipation.

Yeah, do you know what I also am in need of the most? TAKING A SHIT.

Fuck. My day is ruined!

Drama queen shit-king

Had a late lunch, got back home asap, have another appointment in 20mins, gotta have a rapid shit.

Fuck! It’s an EXPLOSIVE shit!!!

Not a proper explosion, but some farts interrupted by disgusting shape-shifters.

Yeha, not an easy morning for my arsehole…

I don’t think, be able to shit now.

The weekend is too difficult, you know, with skipping routines and all..

Soft.

Soft turds resembling my kitten’s frequent diarrhoeas. I wonder what keeps him having inside him, his belly is still swollen…

My bowels feel better now btw, having two beers on a Friday night always ends up like this on Saturday mornings

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for more than forty minutes. Took me a lot of blank pushes to actually produce some tirds.

They’re not even that bad. They look pretty normal to me… so I guess what took them so long… if only I could ask ’em!

Urgently needed to expel the evil inside mez

Done.

Now the day can begin.

Perhaps it was a little too hard… still healthy… let’s go on!