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Wednesday, 17 April 2024 | 05:29 AM

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Ok, I donated blood yesterday morning. I ate a lot. I’m always a lot hungry when I donate… You know, nutrients and stuff to be reintegrated…. I drank a lot of water too… and a couple of beers.

Now, beers probably haven’t been the best idea, but I’ve also had a good Indian dinner. Fulfilling.

Now, uuuhhdhdhdhfjdhsjsj!!! Why can’t I fall back asleep, and instead I’m on the toilet taking a dry shit??

Monday, 15 April 2024 | 08:45 AM

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After 10-15 minutes of constipated Cuckoo turd, getting its head out and hiding back again, keeping pushing and pushing, it finally made its way out!

Followed by its smaller brothers, looking more like a kind of gang protecting their boss.

Btw everything was hard as metals

Sunday, 14 April 2024 | 08:58 AM

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How wonderful it is when you sleep good, no hurts no worries…

I wake up with nothing to do, the sun is up in the sky and my bowels is emptying as I write…..

Feels so goooood! Such a great day!

Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM

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I don’t know what to say…

Everything was going nicely, I only needed some more time to sleep for the whole week, and finally I could rest a little bit more on a Saturday.

Nope, woke up at 04:40 sweating, my whole body telling me not to sleep, I couldn’t sleep at all indeed. What’s up? What’s wrong?

Can’t tell exactly how, but it’s my bowels.

I had a pizza and some beers for dinner. I’m not drinking much lately, and I knew I shouldn’t have drank much, but c’mon! It was just a pizza and a litre beer!

Fuck. I’ve been sitting on my toilet for almost a hour now, and I only drop a few turds… but I feel it coming, war is coming.

Why can’t it just happen now instead of taking me ages? C’mon! Let’s end it quick now, so I could go back to sleep!!

I hate my body… it was a Friday night!! C’mon! I wanted some beers!!! Fuck!

Wednesday, 10 April 2024 | 09:33 PM

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You know that classic moment when you’re at the gym and you desperately need a shit and you just fart and the smell si so terrible that you have to escape, pretending you did nothing….

Yeah…. just like that

Luckily I’m now home, safe and SOUND! Yeah, more like a noise splashing and squirting toilet water on my arsehole

Tuesday, 9 April 2024 | 08:02 AM

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Feels like my bowels forgot about yesterday’s constipation, and didn’t even try to recover the loss. Just normal turds this morning.

Well ok, bat where did my turds go yesterday? Can’t they just evaporate! Can they??

Monday, 8 April 2024 | 08:14 AM

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I’ve been sitting on the toilet for ages…

…even though, seems impossible to take a shit this morning. Constipation should be banned from the world 🙁

Sunday, 7 April 2024 | 09:14 AM

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Taking a shit this morning is being deeply painful. Deep, because bowels are deep inside.

Bowels are also very long, and the pain spread all around. Luckily imma staying home all day, I will have my toilet right next to me…

Diarrhoea makes the day

Friday, 5 April 2024 | 08:23 AM

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Seems like these days I am not farting at all. This is well weird… I am used to fart alla around, whatever the time is, wherever I find myself at. Nope. None for three days in a row.

Is it because I haven’t been drinking for one week? Is it because I am resting after loads of stressful days? Dunno. Probably a mix of that.

Anyhow, on top of that, shit gets out easily!

Nice. Very very nice!