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Saturday, 11 May 2024 | 10:00 AM

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Birds fly high in the sky, and my shit gets down in the toilet.

Lol.

Yesterday evening went differently though…

I went out at thai restaurant, but since I was out the whole day, I needed to deploy a few turds. I did it in their restroom, but the flush was not working fine… so I had to leave my little pebble creatures right there, still floating, having fun with the water flow. They must’ve felt like at the water park!

Wednesday, 8 May 2024 | 07:58 AM

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I should stop eating heavy dinner, I sleep poorly and my bowels hurt.

This morning it’s slow shit, but at least it goes!

No constipation gives me hope for the day to come!

Tuesday, 7 May 2024 | 08:05 AM

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Yesterday I had a sushi burrito for lunch, plenty of sauces, spicy, with fried prawns, for dinner I had a hamburger, yeah, and I had nightmares all night long.

Some people could consume this kind of food every day at every time, but my body can’t.

Yeah.

Now I’m on the toilet, constipated.

Cross 😡

Friday, 3 May 2024 | 12:52 PM

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Home working means my bowels is sooo relaxed knowing the toilet is right behind the corner, and I can do whatever noise I want.

I am on the toilet taking a shit, indeed :3

Thursday, 2 May 2024 | 08:28 AM

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Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning?

Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning?

Duh