What can I say? Sometimes beer really makes things better.

I had one bottle of beer, just one, for dinner, this morning I was able to make some shit, easily, as simple as it should be. And it was.

Nice.

Thing is now, the farts imma need to hide during the day…

No shit today:(

It happened so fast.

I didn’t even have the time for sitting on the toilet that my arsehole was spread already, extruding turds.

Nice morning. I feel it!

Can’t really understand why, but I’m having diarrhoea right now

It is also a little painful

No shit to shit. Had no dinner yesterday 🙁

Luckily I’m home for an online course. I am cursed.

I am following it from my toilet. Yeah, shitting shit…

It’s quite calm this morning, perhaps a little too early from usual…

My bowels like it. In this relaxed environment I can also hear the splash clearly.

Yeah, shit came easily this morning. Nice. Nice.

Smooth! What happened? Weird!

No constipation today?

Coool!

Good day!

Constipated morning.

It’ll go on until this stressful phase of my life finishes

I invited a friend for lunch today, we cooked Biryani.

I now take a shit.

Lol