Happy new year, wishing this year to make the best shit ever. Starting today!

Idk if anybody will ever make it, but my arsehole has just suggested me he is cross with me, too much to eat, too much to drink, constipated for too long. Sudden pain in my arsehole.

Better to finish soon. Holidays must come to an end!

This may be the last shit of the year… yeah, sure… if only THIS shit would get out!

Constipated Silvester day! :/

Very hard shit. Pizza, all you can meat, beer wine. Every-fucking-thing.

Shit.

I am frankly looking forward to the end of these holidays!

A little plof before going to a theatre show.

What will the plof be about?

I mean, the plot

Plof twist: the shit is in the hole

Late shit. Late days. Holidays shit

Oh well… had no shit today… after a home-made lunch with friends and some wine and a seamless dinner… I feel…. well… stuffed

I feel…. I feel like my belly has something to say….

What is it? Don’t be shy!

IT’S SHHIIIIIIT!

No shit, probably it’s all finished after the Christmas Dump!

Ok great, perhaps was just a matter of patience.

Just needed to wait and have breakfast.

Now some serious shit gets out…

…but I think there might be more!

Shit this morning?

Not an easy task.

These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false!

Now am on the toilet, pushing and pulling my arsehole intermittedly to try and stimulate it, but I produced only a few little balls.

Not good. Not good.

Let’s hope for the best!

It is not very easy to take a shit in the mid-morning. Even if I had a lot to eat the day before……

Wait, never mind, everything got out!

Are my bowels ready for The Christmas Eve?

Dunno, but let’s begin with some shit

Am at the mall for the last Christmas gifts.

First of all, let’s recover from my morning’s constipation!

Apparently no shit inside. Weird