Let’s be cautious on this, it is not sure to be taking another pile of shit, a fair amount is already laying down the toilet, but I feel there’s more.

It could come easy, or it could not, hence defining a difficult day at the office for my bowels. But let’s see… time brings answers

Thing is I’d like to analyse my shit every day, I am really curious on when kind of microscopical stuff is there inside.

Today for example, there must be traces of those tarts I copiously ate yesterday at that political reception

I was freaking waiting for this amount of shit!

I just wish it came early, perhaps in the early morning, so I could have gone back to sleep…

Nah, it came just now, I am at my parents for a family lunch. There ain’t nothing like the toilet I grew up on… so much memories… so good…

Tryna having a shit in the morning. I had some spicy and delicious Korean dish for dinner, and I slept poorly. My body doesn’t work like all the other. On the weekend I just can’t recover my sleep, it is the moment when I damage it.

And my bowels too!

When I was approaching the bed last night, I noticed I didn’t have any shit at all for two days. I felt my bowels bloating, and I wasn’t feeling well.

I thought I would have slept poorly, but instead I slept for quite a while. Well, sure enough, after this restoring slumber I am now on my toilet, doing the very most important job of my life: having a shit

Fuck, I’ve been sitting on the toilet for a long time now, but I ain’t been able to take any shit :/

I am frankly disappointed

Sitting on my uncle and auntie’s toilet. No shit happens. Litterally

Every day I take a shit in the morning, or at least I try.

I sit and push, hoping everything goes well. Nah, it doesn’t.

While doing so,I do two main things, followed by aimlessly scrolling Instagram’s homepage, I write my shit review on my shitty blog, this very one, and I learn german on Duolingo.

I like to stay efficient, you know, since I spend so much time on the toilet, I have to capitalise on that! Even if nobody pays for that 😂

This morning is a bit different from the others though, I have a flight to catch in a few hours, so I woke up early. Can’t really do the two things I just talked about, it’s too early, and both my mind and my body refuse to do so.

Well, I guess I’ll leave some special gifts on the way to the airport 😚

As for German lessons, I’ll give my best now, you know, CONSISTENCY IS KEY!

Lol. Me trying to poop this morning.

It’s just IMPOSSIBILE, Yesterday I shat even the unshittable

Ain’t nothing left here

I certainly don’t feel good.

Yesterday was the very first wedding of probably many of my close friends.

As it was doomed to happen, I drank like I didn’t give a damn of what the next day may have brought.

Yeah, that day has just began. This is the first shit of many, throughout the day