the Shy Tird

Finally some turds…

It’s getting a little difficult to bear though. Loads of stinky farts, but no shit wants to get out!

Still trying, still constipated. But a lot of farts. The next shit is not that far in time, I believe

Trying to make a fast shit, but nothing gets out. You’re shy in the morning uh?

Duh! Here it is! A miserable share of what is still hidden inside!

Nice beginning of the week!

Yeah, why not taking a pretty early shit!

I mean, it’s way too early for a Sunday morning!!!

Oh great! Another attack!

Now… THIS is the shit I was waiting for!

Surely, this morning was too early, I was still drunk, so it still had to ripen, but now it is actually ready.

Nice and clean! Well, clean, not so much…

Let’s say.. ok. Yeah, it’s an ‘ok’ shit!

Uh! Like this?!

Such a surprise!

I slept for a few hours, not enough to recover from what I drank on a Friday night…

Now I need to find a way to roam my day safely, I can barely stand, my mind is so dizzy I feel like lost in the mist, my eyes just want to stay closed.

First things first, a huge crap to deploy, after that we can discuss the details of how to idle the day!

Yeah, I am deploying crap.

Same effect as always…

Smoking a spliff. Guess what’s coming further…

Uh! Such a good surprise!

I was on the door getting to the gym, when a sudden urge came to me. It was need of poo.

Now that poo is down the toilet, where it belongs..

A really poor shit. Must be because my bowels is not that full.

Must need some charge!

Love it when some spliff triggers my bowels.

I was sharing the first episode of Dahmer, when, hush after hush, this huge turd slowly made its way out of my arsehole. It is nice, yeah

There’s only one problem, I am here, naked in this blue bathroom, I am not totally familiar with, waiting for the last part of my product to get out.

Oh come on! I feel you there! Just hurry up! I want to keep watching my series!!

I was pretty much looking forward to this moment in the morning.

Yesterday I had to leave too early, so I had no time to even sit on my toilet. Layers of poop piled one on top of the other inside my belly.

Now they are taking their position, outside, laying on the bottom of their little pool, inside my toilet.

Uh! Btw, I am very happyyyy! Yesterday I discovered I’ve been put in a list of the ’10 Empty But Fun Websites That You Can’t Get Out of Once You’re In’, on a Turkish website.

I am so proud! Thanks a lot guys! I’ll keep shitting more and more, you won’t be deluded! Cheers!

Had to get out early in the morning, and I had no time to shit at all.

Now what? I am fishing with my friend on a rental boat, and there’s no way for me to shit here…

I guess I have to wait. Yeah, let’s wait…

Ok, now I am shitting, it was very disappointing when I wanted to do it this morning but nothing could come out.

I hate starting the week like so

Struggling to have a shit this morning.

I guess I’ll just wait until my bowels feel more like it

Right, let’s hope it’s the last shit of the day

It took a while for my body to wake up. My mind was waiting it.

Once happened, I could freely take a shit. Nice and clean!

A near church rings their bells.

It’s eight o’clock, and I just had a spliff, it triggered my shit. Now I am taking a shit.

Yeah, that’s nice!

A crapper

Uhhhhhhh so nice! That’s the first shit at my new house!

My arsehole got to get used to it, it’s still a little shy

Some new, unexpected, shit just presented itself abruptly

It’s great to take a shit in the morning. It’s even greater to take it later.

I mean, it’s not something obvious, normally I am constipated when I oversleep

BUT TODAY I AM NOTTT!! BURST FROM MY ARSE!

Freeeedoooom

after shit!

Is there another turd? Nice!

It’s been a while since I imagined fantastic adventures in imaginative places during my shit sessions happening at a time o’clock.

Well. Now my turds are solidly real. Really solid. Hard to shit

Some more to develop

There were still some shapeless turds idling in.

Better get out before lunch! ☝️

Finally some shit. Oh dear! Pretty much needed that!

It’s two days old