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Saturday, 15 June 2024 | 11:32 AM

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Wwoooah! A huge turd down the hole!

Now this is what I mean!

I was constipated. Here’s what I did.

I ate 7 dried prunes, 4 walnuts, and drank a red fruit juice.

DONE!

Friday, 14 June 2024 | 06:28 AM

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These days I am feeling a lot stressed. I must change my job, I will become my own boss opening my own activity as an architect. I know I want to do this, and it is planned to happen in September.

Until now, I will be still working a the current company, but first, I am not much focused nor engaged into, secondly I don’t feel good working here.

Insomnia is happening because of this. Consecutively I can’t stay relaxed having a shit. My arsehole feels the stress, and my bowels is cross.

I guess I must resist!

This morning, only a single turd. Fuck

Wednesday, 12 June 2024 | 08:53 AM

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I’ve been constipated for too many days, now I can finally do some shit, some actually get out, but it’s a weird condition… it feels like I am still constipated, my anus refuses to spread, and the shit is forced to diminish its width. It is a little painful, you know…

This is not the very best way to start the day

Sunday, 9 June 2024 | 10:50 AM

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Yesterday there was a double party, two of my friends had their birthdays. They took a lot of pizzas as snack/dinner. Thing is it was my FAVOURITE PIZZA EVER!

I couldn’t help but eating three of them…
Now the risult is I an constipated.
I am sitting on the toilet, but nothing is happening, nothing is moving. I feel myself stuffed, but I can’t free the burden.

Help me! Help me! Otherwise I am going to explode!

Saturday, 8 June 2024 | 08:54 AM

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Had dinner at an Indian restaurant. I replied ‘spicy’ to the waiter.

I am not sure I regret it, because in the end I slept nicely… Sure, I am now taking a very spicy shit, but, you know, it was good, and even my arsehole is appreciating it…

Lol, not sure

Friday, 7 June 2024 | 08:30 AM

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I almost finished preparing myself, I was about to dress myself up and go to work, BUT, my BUTT was a BIT against it.

I am back on the toilet. A lot of shit was left to do. And yeah, I foresaw it, but this doesn’t make it milder :/

It hurts

Friday, 7 June 2024 | 07:05 AM

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I’m not used to eat at fast foods anymore, and even have a drink afterwards.

Yesterday, I went out with a friend of mine and I did everything of that. Now I am making just a part of shit. Some kind of diarrhoea is coming