Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM

This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it.

There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock.

At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today?

I replied ‘why?’

Because I think I saw it while taking a poop.


Daily Prompt

What makes you laugh?

Pretty much everything. Life is so awesome, why shouldn’t anybody love it so much laughing at it every single day?

Good laugh means happy life, happy life means I feel more positive, and I could do shit easily.

Having an empty bowels makes it easier to laugh even more!

You wouldn’t laugh much if you bricked yourself at laughing ot loud, would you?

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM

Just woke up hyperpositive!

Huge turd on the go.

This project of mine, this whole shit-blogging thing, is what I really believe in the most.

I want a happy life, happy life means happy bowels, happy bowels means, positivity, positivity brings joy. And I want the best life ever.

What would be nicer than living on my own shit?

Daily Prompt

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I am not sure, but if I picture it, I guess I wanted to become what I am now, a shit blogger.

There are a lot of pictures of baby me sitting on the toilet, taking a poo. I wasn’t able to write at that time, but I really was good at telling all about my poop. Growing up, this was simply the most logical evolution of my nature.

In the end, I became THE Shitblogger, but probably everything was already written in my blood. Once, telling my parents about my poop session (how cute!), today, writing that online, spreading my poop to the whole world!

Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM

Even if I’d have preferred to do it in the morning, finally some shit came up. Actually, it’s going DOWN.

Down down down the toilet. Just go, you’re free!

It is deeply liberating for me as well. I freaking needed this, I spent the two hours sitting at my laptop after lunch farting a lot. Long lasting ones.

Daily Prompt

What’s something most people don’t understand?

Taking a shit every morning is one of the most important thing we human do.

Most people don’t understand that if we don’t devote ourselves to taking a poop every day – preferably at the same time – we fuck up our biology. We are animals, sure, the most evolute animals on the globe, but we’re still animals.

We must respect animals rules, such as eating, sleeping, and shitting. If we don’t take a crap we stop working, and we end up feeling bad. And that’s unhealthy.

So please, do yourself a favour, and save your arsehole ten to thirty minutes a day, you’ll be glad. It’s stress relieving, it’s life changing.

Trust me, I’m the shit expert. I do this professionally. I write a post every time I take a shit, been doing this for three years all along now!

Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM

I believe in this thing. I basically took one of the thing I am consistent at and I am trying to make it become a fulltime job.

Being a shitblogger, writing a post every time I find myself in good times for a poop, is not an easy job. I had to get used to it, I had to improve my writing and creative skills, but here I am, I have been doing this for three years now, and I am very happy and proud of myself.

I gotta admit even my bowels health improved, since I sit on the toilet for about thirty minutes every day, giving it the time it deserves. And I am plenty of time to develop something to write!

This morning I feel energetic, even if I slept poorly, and indeed is my arsehole. Everything went out, and I am now ready to begin my day!

Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM

A fact: I had diarrhoea this morning.

Another fact: I ate some sort of filled pastry with cheese and aubergine, and tomato sauce, and a lot of oil, and a lot of butter. It was delicious.

Are these two facts anyhow related? Probably

So why did I eat the leftovers for lunch?

Yeah, probably it hasn’t been the best idea ever… I am farting and farting and farting and farting. Now my room is likely to be a bomb. Hope nobody comes visiting today…

However, it was delicious, again!

Sunday, 26 March 2023 | 07:56 PM

Unluckily I had no signal today, but I was rock climbing, and I should have written three posts, I fucking had diarrhoea while . Not a news for me, sure, but is always, every single time, so frustrating, and discomfortable. And bad. And wrong.

The worst of the whole was the second one. i literally pushed so hard it squirted almost two meter long. I won’t go deep with details, but please, just prey for me. My life can’t go on like this :/

Saturday, 25 March 2023 | 09:13 AM

Ever since I started eating pizza, I knew it would have ended up like this.

When I poured myself that cup of beer, I confirmed my fears.

Even in the middle of the party, when I played beer pong with some sweet pineapple-gin cocktail I already knee my fate.

I woke up after a little four-hour sleep, and I just went to have a shit. My anus stretched, now my worst fears are being real!

Friday, 24 March 2023 | 08:48 AM

Back home.

I crafted some at my girlfriend’s place, we had breakfast together, then I headed back home. Some good pause is a nice choice. Healty.

Better not to push harder than my body could handle.

I chose to go home by feet, taking the bus would have meant waiting still, farts destroying me from inside, as I couldn’t vent in such a crowded place – they gave death sentences for mass homicide for less the guilt – so I took a walk, and after half an hour I hame sitting on my personal throne. Gooooood.

Good. I feel much better now. The pain is gone. The stink just stays, though :/