the Shy Tird

It’s what used to be pizza. Now shy turds

Slept a loot. My bowels still sleeping. Just few tirds

Uhm… I hoped for more shit.

Gotta settle for it

Back home after some days of trip with my friends.

The summary of my bowels movements is: no movement at all for the first 3 days – while eating A LOT.

At the 4th day some shots of shits. Just sprouts.

At the 5th day, some normal amount in the morning, but I guess I just lifted the lid, the smell of my farts have been insidious for the rest of the day. Some rapid loose shit before dinner, and then nothing.

Now I’m back home. I had breakfast, and then I dashed to the loo – where I am now.

I’m downloading.

After three days of constipation, my body seems to have kept up the pace… or at least, after skipped 3 days, everything looks back to normal.

But.

The thing now is.

Where the hell did the shit I had to take during these other days go?

Third day of vacation. Yet, still constipated.

Only a few turds just dropped from my arsehole. But it’s clear this quantity can’t be defined as sufficient.

I ate too much to be producing just this

I’m on vacation.

This means: CONSTIPATION

Normal shit, bowels bloated as usual

Had pasta for dinner.

Today: utter constipation

Another night losing sleep. Same reason.

Perhaps I could have avoided having dinner at Chinese restaurant and having beer… yes, sure…

But….

And now some serious shit

Finally, after way too long, the shit impeding me sleeping arrived at destination.

Byebye.

And fuck you

Finally, after two hours of sleep interruption, shit had gotten out.

At least some

I feel shit right now.

Had some beer with friends yesterday.

What the fuck, why am I awake at 4:30 AM?

I felt it, that was the usual something. That feeling I have when I drink.

First I drink, then I sleep, then I’m awake again, after just some 3 to 4 hours.

Then I can’t fall asleep back again, sometimes even with a perky headache – just like the one I have right now – and I feel it: stuff inside my bowels. It starts with some farts, and it takes more than a couple of hours for the real shit to get out.

In the meanwhile I can’t sleep. Can’t think either because I’m drowsy and this headache is killing me.

Fuck it.

My cat was so cuddly… she was lying right over my chest. Purring. So lovely! So tender! yet I couldn’t help sleeping.

So I moved to the toilet, some one hour ago, doing what I always do in this case: stretching in and out my arsehole, taking slow in-and-out long deep breath, you know, just to get sone stimulus to my bowels.

Well. Yet nothing happened.

At least my cats joined me, one on my right and the other on my left. I feel less alone.

Shit! Why can’t I be normal like the rest of the people?

I only had three beers 😦

My bowels are plenty of gas

I kept sitting on my toilet for ten minutes but only air came out. There must be a treasure at the end!

As expected, pizza transformed in shit only two days after.

Finally my bowels feel better

Mh, less.

Oh hey there! Can’t keep sleeping…

You know, it was a long time since it happened almost every day…

Luckily I’m quite experienced, I know why this happens, I know why this happened this time.

I know that, because I feel it, I have a deep connection to my whole body. And, you know, there’s a little spoiler already telling what’s that about, just because I’m writing it right here, in my personal secret shit blog.

Me and my girlfriend spend the evening at one of her’s family client, she’s an educator at this family. They’ve invited us and another family. Ot was actually a little nice. But they offered us that shitty spritz. Aperol, nah, that surrogated reddish stuff already mixed together. Just shit.

Almost no healthy stuff to eat. I almost ate nothing – my fault.

Woke up burping those fucking added flavours.

I just hate it. Fuck. But that’s not the exact reason why I’m awake. It comes from the same origin though.

That shitty alcohol, more beers, those shitty snacks… now I’m taking this untold-able reeky shit. Loose bad hard disgusting shit. It’s even a little red, and it has this back-small of.. yeahX THOSE FUCKING ADDED FLAVOURS.

Hate it. Did I say that already?

HATE IT!

Another shit before getting lunch

Only a turd this morning

Another rapid shit.

Feels like it’s infinite though, then I watch my back, I see nothing inside the toilet. Almost nothing

Mh. Weird

Feels bad and disappointing 😦

Short turds