I thought this shit session would have been a lot easier, it took more than half a hour, achieved just one useless turd, and my belly still hurts.

3/10 today. Bad

Very good amount of poop here!

Woah!

Great morning

Too much on a rush, my arsehole is not relaxed.

Even though, it’s taking a huge shit.

Nice!

Nooooooo shiiiiiit

No shit. No

No.

Constipation

Actually, I don’t remember the last time I ate any veggy :/

Today taking a shit was nice and easy.

A fair 7/10.

A good amount of shit makes me start the day nicely

Probably the most difficult day in weeks for having a shit.

Must be stress related

Perhaps I just slept too poorly

Yeah, SHIIIIIT!

Finally!

Really needed today!

Gotta admit I skipped a post, even if it was pretty decent

Yesterday I posted for constipation in the morning, then some more in the afternoon, some more constipation with frustration,

Then suddenly, at around 6:30PM SOME REAL URGE CAME IN, yeah, it was unexpected and I forgot to bring my phone with me, so I couldn’t write.

When finished I was so exhausted I just forgot.

Oh by the way, I’m sitting on the toilet right now, and it feels like nothing is in here… I mean, nothing in the toilet, yet nothing inside me.

Probably I emptied them all yesterday already :/

See you later

Feeling constipated but full of shit (literally) at the same time.

So frustrating

Well…

Should I really tell what happened here?

In the toilet I mean.

Yeah. Sure

No, nothing.

Just a turdboiler.

What’s that?

I don’t know

Just give yourself the meaning you want!

Well well, guess who’s awake!?

My bowels are plenty of energy! Already discharged a toiletful of shiiiiiit!

Hamburgers for dinner have their perks, I guess…

A classic. No shit in the morning, much shit at 10:30

Frankly too early to leave.

Too early to wake up (5:40AM)

Too early to do some shit.

Too early. Too constipated

See you later, perhaps!