Got it over pretty quick.

Had much shit in the que

Keep farting bad stuff

You know, diarrhoea never comes when you need it.

I woke up burdened but no will of taking a shit was in place.

I had to eat all of the dried prunes I had left in the shelf to stimulate my bowels.

Fuck yeah, it worked!!

You know, another good thing of being on vacation for me is that I can switch off, unplug from my whole stressful life, I can smoke my joint and be as slow as I want, chilling with no worries at all.

Yeah, but how does it fit into my topic?

I didn’t have time to take a shit in the morning and I kept being constipated the whole day, as expected, I wasn’t feeling so good, I mean, burdened and producing horrible farts the whole day…

I needed a solution, I ate some prunes – farts intensified – had a peach – farts almost stopped, but I felt my bowels moving.

The thing was due soon, but I needed one last push.

Rolled a joint, smoked it, rushed to the bathroom.

Oh yeah, shit in the hole!

I love vacations…I am spending the whole evening sweating even if I stay here laying down on my bed, FARTING.

Nice, my bowels is not working :/

There’s no time for morning shit, gotta get my cat vaccinated.

See you later toilet!

Okay, I didn’t even drink much… I brought my visiting friend at my favourite local Indian restaurant, we has some beers and I took some curry Lamb, but I felt ok.

We then had a custom made drink with gin and ginger, and we ger back home. I mean, not a naughty life is it?

I slept poorly, and I woke up with a brick inside my bowels. Thar brick is now getting out piling to the bottom of my toilet as a mass of weird pale-reddish liquid.

Mh. Well.

It just doesn’t stop

This morning’s turd is kinda spiky.

It stung my arsehole.

That was the only amount of shit I was able to produce, pointless

Oh shit. OH SHIT!

Oh damn what a shit.

I mean, shit is not even that great, but the pain…. IS PAINFUL!

Also… also the smell is terrible.

And I am at the office.

Back on the toilet after my interrupted slumber.

There’s more shit. Yes. But there’s less of me