No shit at all today!

🥺

Idk what to say. I’m just still drunk. My head is a mess, my body too.

My shit is a masterpiece.

Uhm, I think there’s a lot more inside, but it looks like I will have to wait…

Now that I started again running in the morning, my bowels movements have improved, a lot of farts in the middle of the workout, and my shit gets out pretty easily!

💪🏼

Had a huge dinner with friends, a few glasses of wine…

As soon as I woke up, Immediate effect.

Am on the toilet, I didn’t even have the time to have breakfast :/

Yesterday, I was feeling a weird, uncommon ache in my belly, I was a little worried, because it seemed to me, it was kinda like something to worry about (duh).

Appendicitis or something… perhaps something swell and was going explode….

In the end, I guess, it was just shit, a lot.

A huge pile of shit, now discharged.

The pain is gone. For good, I hope.

Just a single turd.

Unexpected.

I’ve just had some shit, as a simple as that

A few turds straight after the gym

And now, my favourite moment of the day can come.

Woke up early this morning, 6AM, the working weeks reprise, starting from today.

I wanted some head start, so I started running again, watched the sun rise, some stretching, then back home, had breakfast, some rapid house chores, and finally, my favourite moment of the day can come: take a shit.

Let’s get back to work!

After a feast with my friends, I felt stuffed for the whole evening… until I finally had some chamomile at home, and something happened to my bowels.

I am at comfort now, sitting on my toilet.

Nice.

Uhm, shit is not bad as I thought it would have been…

Yesterday I drank the worst alcohol. Low quality drinks should be banned everywhere…

Very standard shit.

What’s standard though, no normality exists in the world, so where’s the meter for this?

Dunno, but my shit’s neither diarrhoea nor dull single little ball, it’s pretty standard.

Mildly satisfying

Second go.

This time, what earlier was some soft comfy turds, now becomes just explosive loose shit.

Not much more words to describe it, you can already picture it