the Shy Tird

Finally a little turd gets out.

But I feel like there’s more to come later on…

Unfortunately for me, imma be outdooring… a little difficult for shitting

I’ve been waiting patiently on the toilet, for ten minutes now, I am pushing, but there’s nothing getting out apart from some farts

Ow, my bowels finally woke up. And it’s loose. It’s shit you shit when you’re sick.

Am I sick? I didn’t know 😕

It’s the first weekend in two months I am not working on a weekend

This morning even my bowels feels the freedom, and decided not to shit at all

Duh, I am taking another fucking shit

It’s really difficult to bear.

Yesterday I ate at an Indian restaurant, everything was very good. Delicious. thing is, it kept me awake during the night, feeling prostate irritate, suggesting me to go get peeing.

Apart from that, during the night, I felt something growing and descending inside me. At one point I fell back to sleep.

As I woke up I felt better, and I had my breakfast, milk and cereal. I always put milk first.

Right once I drank the last sip, I felt my belly exploding. It was unbearable! I rushed to the bathroom, aaand my arse immediately vomited every brown stuff in the toilet! BOOOM!

Now I feel a lot better

Well, here comes second shit. Loose shit.

I guess must be the two beers I drank yesterday

Today it took me a while to have a shit. And it’s not even finished! But I cannot wait longer, my arse hurts at staying sit this long!

More shit to come. More shit happening to be extruded from my arsehole. Nice. Nice and clean.

Well, clean… not so much.

Nice, I was right! There’s more shit here!

Cool. Way too cool! Yeah! I was right!

So much enthusiasm… how come? Well, it’s cool to shit! I unweight myself this way!

Weird, yesterday I ate a lot. How come I am producing just a lil turd?

Mh, let’s wait!

Not yet

Time for a new shit.

Well, new, it’s no new piece, it’s just what should have got out this morning!

Right as expected. Loose and stinky shit at the donation clinic. Right! Let’s lose some water before giving 400ml of blood! Genius!

I just took a shit, bur my arsehole is still a little shy, I am worried for my blood donation, and I am sure I will be taking another shit soon….

Just a lil pop.

Little, so to speak… it’s a BOMB! Especially for the smell…

Time passes by, but my bowels seem to stay the same. Ever since I was born it kept producing waste.

This morning it’s a little harder

Just a little first shit

I simply started cooking, just popped a beer, when I felt a strong push inside my bowels. It was diarrhoea.

Well, it IS! I am presently discharging it inside the shithole.

I don’t feel very very good, must be coz of the food!

Yesterday I cooked pasta for me and a friend of mine. Pasta, Pizza, Bread, these are the most evil food for my bowels, and yet the most delicious foe my tongue!

That’s my morning shit, and it’s uneventful

Sad, only a single turdy sturdy

Liquid

What I had yesterday cannot be called shit. Indeed it was just a few tired turds.

This morning my bowels decides to keep it up, at an exploding pace.

BOOOOOM, out of my arse. Now my toilet is covered in micro droplets.

No shit this morning, had to wait until now.

But nothing yet. Only a lot of farts

I guess the cheek peas effect hasn’t finished yet…

Very looooooooose

Even if it’s late I can’t leave what yesterday was cheek peas in my belly, otherwise I think I’d die.

I’d die out of shame, because I would shit myself off, surely.

How can I call a shit in between loose and solid?

Dunno, but today is such

Oh btw, I had lasagna for lunch, and here’s the third shit of the day

I was eating lunch, but I guess it’s time to have some more shit.

Than I’ll have dessert

Today some hard stool