I usually eat milk and cereal in the morning, with this heat, it was becoming impossibile, so I decided to switch to some yoghurt mixed with fresh fruits and some cereals. Much better!

Much faster!

Much shit!

Okay, I prepared myself for this morning shit.

It’s been three days since I stabilised my morning diet, I’ve been having breakfast with a bowl of yoghurt plus grapes and a little corn flakes, moreover I had sone rice, some cheese for lunch, and a carrot. A pint of beer before dinner and a mild dinner, not exaggerating, no more drink.

I also drank a lot of water, even during the night.

So this morning, straight after breakfast I had my fully-developed-not-hard shit!

It fell as a single-length turd! Huge!

I am so proud of my bowels! 🥹

Just a Bruxelles sprout worth of shit

Gotta get back to some kind of routine otherwise my bowels will be compromised.

It’s not that I’m constipated, but I need too much struggle…

I need sport

This morning I am taking a shit sitting on my toilet, as most of the days, but there’s an uncommon sound surrounding me, sheep grazing.

It’s weird how we share most of our DNA with them, and we do the same stuff every day, eat sleep shit – more or less. And yet we feel so different from every animal around us.

Why have we developed in such a cocky way?

We elected ourselves king of the animals, but we’re just stupid arrogant creatures, reigning on top of a white marble throne.

At max, we could be the king of shit! And I guess it’s true, since every shit happening to this planet is our fault’s!

Btw, this morning I extruded hard and dry shit, but only for the first half, as it suddenly changed into something fluid and mystical.

Third shit of the day?

I really need to get back into sports :/

My whole body needs it for life

I felt more shit inside me the whole morning.

I had to at least try to discharge it before lunch.

Made it.

Feel better

Just woke up. My belly hurts on the left-hand side. I hope It’s nothing serious…

What I did today was, sleep, shit, eat, watch Avatar, took another shit, and everything else will happen in the future.

I guess we’re going to watch Avatar 2. It’s too hot to do whatever one could think of, it’s cloudy and ready to rain outside, so nothing worth doing on vacation…

I’ll just stay here on the toilet for another while.

Is it late for my morning shit?

Probably it is, but as long as it gets out, it is fine

Yesterday I had my favourite pizza for dinner.

It is actually very good, but… I have troubles digestig it! :/

In the morning, I always have half the shit, the other half I save it for later! You know, just in case!

Actually it is not something I can decide, it simply stays there, burdening me ://

Just got back from my friend’s father’s funeral.

Yeah, life’s shit. Actually nope, this is shit, the turds I’m expelling!

Life’s worth living! As long as somebody can take a shit!