Very standard shit.

What’s standard though, no normality exists in the world, so where’s the meter for this?

Dunno, but my shit’s neither diarrhoea nor dull single little ball, it’s pretty standard.

Mildly satisfying

Second go.

This time, what earlier was some soft comfy turds, now becomes just explosive loose shit.

Not much more words to describe it, you can already picture it

Oh my… let’s put apart the fact that our mattress had a hole in it and went flat for the whole camping night, let’s focus on the amount of wine and what we ate for dinner…

NO.

Let’s focus on what this morning’s shit is about.

Loads of turds with loads of air in between. Squishy consistency and thin caliber.

This is how I’m starting my day.

Seems like I can’t have any shit this morning.

Can’t understand why, but my arsehole is just closed.

Simply locked. :/

That’s nor very nice news, since we’re going camping in 1 hour!

Magnificent poop this morning. Very nice.

Huge amount and smooth constitution

Hell yeah! Some loose shit… none in such a long time..

So proud of my arsehole

Woke up quite early today, somewhere around 5:30 AM.

As soon as I realised I wasn’t able to fall back asleep, I went straight to my laptop. Basically I sat there until now, when I felt some movement inside me…

Something trying to move their way out…

I decided to move my arse from a conformable sitting in front of the computer, to a certain holy chair.

Pretty immediately it happened what was due to happen.

Shit. Shit is in the hole now.

GM

Weird shit session.

1. It’s late, so my bowels is not used to
2. No stimuli, but after e few push and pulls, I got away with something
3. That something felt like huge, but instead it only was a little turd. I mean, very thin and small.
4. Fuck

Real hard shit today

Told you, there was more shit idly waiting inside me.

Drop the shit