last  poops
Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM
Just woke up.
Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct.
I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts.
My brains wake up a little, asking what the fuck is happening, but instinct prevails.
Pee. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Wait WTF??
End of the toilet session. My wee is finished. I’m still drowsy, but I feel like something has changed… well….
All right… I’ll go have breakfast now…
Weird waking up…
Monday, 29 July 2024 | 09:28 AM
Back home.
Finally shit.
It’s bad.
I feel better.
Wait, I WILL feel better, only after this painful stuff
Monday, 29 July 2024 | 06:10 AM
I woke up at 5, spent some minutes farting on the toilet, but you know, nothing happened.
Had breakfast, got back to the toilet, where I am now.
Nothing happened.
Nothing’s happening!
Sad.
I’m sad.
Sunday, 28 July 2024 | 08:28 PM
As I mentioned earlier, I skipped one day of shit. My bowels was not in-sync, and I spent the whole day on a charter boat with my friends…
Just guess any of them on what was the worst part of the day: they all going to answer: my farts.
Finally, now that I’m home, I can keep up the lost pace, relieving myself from the burden.
Saturday, 28 July 2024 | 08:10 AM
Had no shit yesterday?
Yeah, why not to take it over today?
Nope.
I mean, get over with it!
Nope
Cmon….
Just a pebble. More like a stone… hell, it was heavy….
But I feel a lot of shit is still inside!!
Saturday, 27 July 2024 | 06:30 PM
Friday night party? I woke up late, I didn’t have shit.
I don’t know, I don’t even feel so bad…
Feel burdenede
Friday, 26 July 2024 | 08:51 AM
Taking a shit today was nice and easy…
Sure…
Well it was! At least for the part I was able to make this morning… but I think I will be called back at noon …
Thursday, 25 July 2024 | 08:39 AM
Not an easy poop. Roughly satisfying.
More veggies, more fruits. C’mon, it’s summertime!
Wednesday, 24 July 2024 | 12:09 PM
I was just having a normal wee… when I felt something bigger.
BOOM. And it’s out!
Wednesday, 24 July 2024 | 08:28 AM
Keep taking a shit every day, you won’t regret it!
You’ll be late some times, but at least your bowels will trust you!
Yeah, they feel trust in their guts.
Ok, my shit is done here, I can stop writing trifles
Tuesday, 23 July 2024 | 04:41 PM
Too much shit today… Idk, my arsehole is way too stretched
Tuesday, 23 July 2024 | 08:25 AM
As you know, it is not easy to take a shit during the summer for me… it is even more difficult when I’m finally getting into it, and my girlfriend pounds at the door, because she urges it…
Man, I needed rest!
Gotta finish sooner now… I’m going to burden myself for the rest of the day!!
Monday, 22 July 2024 | 07:21 AM
Not much to discuss.
I believe everybody has some days like so..
I mean, there are days you’re constipated, days you’ve got diarrhoea, days you open twitter X and realise, doesn’t matter how much shit you can make, but you will never beat politics.
Doesn’t matter if Donald Trump, Joe Biden or Kamala Harris, the only shit you can trust is your own.
GM, let me flush the toilet.
Sunday, 21 July 2024 | 09:54 AM
Welcome to the beginning of the vacation season, where I can already feel the summer vacation coming and I already feel relaxed and calm…
You know what else feels calm? My bowels.
Yeah, so calm I can’t even shit freely, constipation is daily basis, and pushing and pulling becomes a must.
Fuck.
Btw, in the end I can get rid of some poop, sure… But why can’t my body just work normally?
Saturday, 20 July 2024 | 10:18 AM
Now some shit has been deployed.
Does it only happen to me? I find more difficulties to shit during the summer 🥲