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Saturday, 28 December 2024 | 7:59 PM

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Oh well… had no shit today… after a home-made lunch with friends and some wine and a seamless dinner… I feel…. well… stuffed

I feel…. I feel like my belly has something to say….

What is it? Don’t be shy!

IT’S SHHIIIIIIT!

Friday, 27 December 2024 | 7:08 AM

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Shit this morning?

Not an easy task.

These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false!

Now am on the toilet, pushing and pulling my arsehole intermittedly to try and stimulate it, but I produced only a few little balls.

Not good. Not good.

Let’s hope for the best!

Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 7:10 AM

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🎶…And so this is Christmas….

🎶And I’m back on the toilet….

🎶even the faintest push kicked things off.

🎶Now I must wait and suffer until everything ends.

Probably I fucked up the entire prosody, but it was the best way to wish you all a Merry Christmas, from my throne!

Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 6:40 AM

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Woke up way too early on Christmas morning, still very drowsy, still waiting for my bowels to explode.

My cats woke me up at around 6AM, I then went to the toilet to try and discharge from the huge load piled up at our Christmas-Eve-dinner, NOTHING HAPPENED.

Afterwards, it was my girlfriend’s turn, she’s now in the bathroom, while I went back laying in bed, where I am now, taking deep breaths to stimulate my bowels.

I guess they’re almost ready, since I feel pain now, both my arsehole and my belly are now exploding