Yesterday I spent the morning on the toilet, having diarrhoea.

I emptied myself so much, I wouldn’t think I could have anything to shit this morning…

Ohwoah! One single turd! Slipped out!

Am satisfied🥹

This morning my anus is spicy

Korean dinner

Dreamless night

Shitload of painful shit in the morning.

That fried chicken was gooooooodlicious!😋

No wait, why do I still smell it?

Uhm, perhaps shitting after lunch gives life a boost

Brave waiting, brought its fruits. You know…

In the morning, on the toilet…

Well, yesterday I was constipated, so I would have imagined to take a lot of shit this morning….

It ain’t anything  like this 😡

Pizza for dinner, constipation for breakfast.

Hamburger for dinner, it made me think I would have had a lot to shit this morning… nope. Unexpectedly.. NOPE

Constipation came instead :/

Stuck on the toilet, even before breakfast.

Should definitely quit drinking beer. Even if yesterday I’ve just had two pints before dinner ☹️

My belly bloats and it hurts, but my bowels are not listening to this, they kinda prefer to take it slow… BUT I NEED TO SHIIIT FAAASTEEEER!

Plz 🥺

Some more. NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAR! Well.. clear… not much…

This morning there was a lot more inside! But it was shy! THE SHY TIRD strikes again!!!

I don’t know, it’s a weird feeling, as I sat down on the toilet, some turd got out immediately, but as I keep staying here, playing Duolingo on my phone, feels like something more is in there.

Weird…

I’ll keep waiting for a while

A very difficult turd, needed me to push harder as ever to get out.

It got out in the end