Woke up quite early today, somewhere around 5:30 AM.

As soon as I realised I wasn’t able to fall back asleep, I went straight to my laptop. Basically I sat there until now, when I felt some movement inside me…

Something trying to move their way out…

I decided to move my arse from a conformable sitting in front of the computer, to a certain holy chair.

Pretty immediately it happened what was due to happen.

Shit. Shit is in the hole now.

GM

Weird shit session.

1. It’s late, so my bowels is not used to
2. No stimuli, but after e few push and pulls, I got away with something
3. That something felt like huge, but instead it only was a little turd. I mean, very thin and small.
4. Fuck

Real hard shit today

Told you, there was more shit idly waiting inside me.

Drop the shit

I usually eat milk and cereal in the morning, with this heat, it was becoming impossibile, so I decided to switch to some yoghurt mixed with fresh fruits and some cereals. Much better!

Much faster!

Much shit!

Okay, I prepared myself for this morning shit.

It’s been three days since I stabilised my morning diet, I’ve been having breakfast with a bowl of yoghurt plus grapes and a little corn flakes, moreover I had sone rice, some cheese for lunch, and a carrot. A pint of beer before dinner and a mild dinner, not exaggerating, no more drink.

I also drank a lot of water, even during the night.

So this morning, straight after breakfast I had my fully-developed-not-hard shit!

It fell as a single-length turd! Huge!

I am so proud of my bowels! 🥹

Just a Bruxelles sprout worth of shit

Gotta get back to some kind of routine otherwise my bowels will be compromised.

It’s not that I’m constipated, but I need too much struggle…

I need sport

This morning I am taking a shit sitting on my toilet, as most of the days, but there’s an uncommon sound surrounding me, sheep grazing.

It’s weird how we share most of our DNA with them, and we do the same stuff every day, eat sleep shit – more or less. And yet we feel so different from every animal around us.

Why have we developed in such a cocky way?

We elected ourselves king of the animals, but we’re just stupid arrogant creatures, reigning on top of a white marble throne.

At max, we could be the king of shit! And I guess it’s true, since every shit happening to this planet is our fault’s!

Btw, this morning I extruded hard and dry shit, but only for the first half, as it suddenly changed into something fluid and mystical.

Third shit of the day?

I really need to get back into sports :/

My whole body needs it for life

I felt more shit inside me the whole morning.

I had to at least try to discharge it before lunch.

Made it.

Feel better