Uhm, isn’t it late for a shit?

Mh

Shit’s NEVER LATE!

Is it only me or is it common to be constipated when you oversleep?

You know, fucking up routine… body lose its compass.

Perhaps it’s just me, but nonetheless, I succeeded at deploying some turds, in the end.

Only a few, and it took half a hour, but I feel fulfilled 😌

Proud🥹

Late shit, late morning, late everything.

QED.

Knew it.

Had a late breakfast with cappuccino and some pastry, got out for some shopping and while browsing clothes I felt it. Started farting, can’t help it.

Rushed back home.

Now free.

Bad smell

Peace

QED.

Knew it.

Had a late breakfast with cappuccino and some pastry, got out for some shopping and while browsing clothes I felt it. Started farting, can’t help it.

Rushed back home.

Now free.

Bad smell

Peace

I guess I already emptied my bowels yesterday night… probably

Let’s see what happens today.

Problem is I’m going to be out, walking, the whole day

Late night? Early morning?

I just call it shit needed

Useless time spent on the toilet.I

t’s too early in the morning and I’m trying to take some shit.

It’s not ready, but I’m trying as hard as I can, because I have a flight to catch.

Oh wait! SOME TURDS!

Nice!

My trip can begin

Back on the toilet, this time at my favourite time!

Right after brekfast I think my poop expresses the better.

Today it looks like a post-modern sculpture

Just woke up.

An almost immediate shit.

Quite alarming, gotta say.

Mmh, I also feel some headache… must be that red wine I had yesterday…

Random afternoon poop

Hard shit. Hard life.

Uhm, I am utterly disappointed.

Yesterday I started workouts again. My muscles are so weak and my body is so shaky at the moment, but I thought I would have been able to take the PERFECT shit!

No. Just a little turdy turd. 🙁

Today NIIIICE AND EEEEAASYYYY!

I was approaching doing the dishes, when ai felt a spicy burden inside me, deep inside. So deep it almost went out.

As I sat on the toilet, only 3 instants of a second passed, before disrupting the entire human race.

Oh wait, no, just felt that, we’re still here.

My shit is big, bug humanity is bigger. A bigger shit

I’ve been out all day. I was at a friend’s place: he lives in the countryside, on a small plot of land where he grows loads of fruit and vegetables, and works from there as a digital nomad. Such a cool project.

The problem is… he doesn’t have a toilet yet.

Normally I just borrow a shovel and go for a shit somewhere in the bushes, but today it was absolutely freezing. So I held everything in all day, and now I’m basically full of air. AND SHIT