Ouch! Painful session.

It’s very difficult to concentrate on writing. TBH I kinda was expecting this painful shit since the first constipated day a week ago. Now it looks like it’s time!

Yesterday I prepared Pad Thai with my girlfriend. I chose not to make it too spicy. Everything was mixed very well. We made an excellent job. I even digested it fairly. IDK. I don’t know what happened.

I’ll just stop asking myself why. It just happened.

Right.

Let’s hope I survive

Woah, two huge turds!

Mh, something in the end got out….

Not much.

But at least my year started with a little shy tird!

So the new year began uh?

And I’m starting it with constipation?

Mh.

Too bad.

Too bad….

Could be because of oversleeping… but no shit this morning 🙁

Finally. FINALLY!

Some sort of mild-diarrhoea gets my bowel loose.

Is constipation over?

Great! Just happens it was indeed a cork this morning. More shit coming right now

This morning I pooped a cork.

Or at least it looks like it.. and it kinda worked like one.

Hopingly constipation ends today!

Will it though? :/

Oh great… I thought comstipation was finished…

IT IS NOT 🙁

I think I got 2/3 kilos of just poop inside me

Something I haven’t share about these constipated days

In the last few months I discovered some sort of technique to stimulate pooping.

It is a necessity, you know.

It began washing my arsehole, out of the blue I remembered a suggestion my ex gave me, washing my arsehole with soap, and occasionally linger on it a bit inside. This would have stimulate peristaltic movements, allegedly.

You know what… I tried occasionally, excluded soap from the equation – it just irritated the colon – and it worked!

It works!

Sometimes at least.

This time at least!

Eventually I deployed some 3-days-old shit, now I just miss the backlogged…

I collect Another day of constipation.

My stomach is starting to hurt now, yet, no stimula

No shit

Again

Again

Againagain

Again n again

FUCK I FEEL BAAddddd

Well, I just can’t shit. This is starting worrying me tbh.

I’d need some sort of purgative :/

Constipation. This is my keyword the day after Christmas

It’s lunch time but actually I took several shits in the morning.

Lovely Christmas…. everybody loves it

My bowels hate it!