Just a single turd.

Unexpected.

I’ve just had some shit, as a simple as that

A few turds straight after the gym

And now, my favourite moment of the day can come.

Woke up early this morning, 6AM, the working weeks reprise, starting from today.

I wanted some head start, so I started running again, watched the sun rise, some stretching, then back home, had breakfast, some rapid house chores, and finally, my favourite moment of the day can come: take a shit.

Let’s get back to work!

After a feast with my friends, I felt stuffed for the whole evening… until I finally had some chamomile at home, and something happened to my bowels.

I am at comfort now, sitting on my toilet.

Nice.

Uhm, shit is not bad as I thought it would have been…

Yesterday I drank the worst alcohol. Low quality drinks should be banned everywhere…

Very standard shit.

What’s standard though, no normality exists in the world, so where’s the meter for this?

Dunno, but my shit’s neither diarrhoea nor dull single little ball, it’s pretty standard.

Mildly satisfying

Second go.

This time, what earlier was some soft comfy turds, now becomes just explosive loose shit.

Not much more words to describe it, you can already picture it

Oh my… let’s put apart the fact that our mattress had a hole in it and went flat for the whole camping night, let’s focus on the amount of wine and what we ate for dinner…

NO.

Let’s focus on what this morning’s shit is about.

Loads of turds with loads of air in between. Squishy consistency and thin caliber.

This is how I’m starting my day.

Seems like I can’t have any shit this morning.

Can’t understand why, but my arsehole is just closed.

Simply locked. :/

That’s nor very nice news, since we’re going camping in 1 hour!

Magnificent poop this morning. Very nice.

Huge amount and smooth constitution

Hell yeah! Some loose shit… none in such a long time..

So proud of my arsehole