Woke up. Fart. Immediate rush to the toilet. Turd.

Don’t feel so well…

Finally… sone shit I can be proud of!

Very painful shit, after days of constipation :/

I am fucking late and this fucking abrupt shit is just the icing on the cake.

To wrap it up: As I was preparing my lunch, the gas finished. I changed the tank, but while doing it I switched off the general electric switch to not get shocked. After that I realised I needed another piece to replace the tank, so I want back to the general switch and it broke. So I couldn’t have a proper lunch. I ate packed bread with some cheese I found in the fridge.

Got back to my dying laptop to finish work, now I have a meeting and my colleague just came to pick me up. I am stuck in the bathroom now, can’t get out, because I an having diarrhoea now.

Now, what else?

Uh, it is dramatically raining

Just one dull turd…

But I feel better, even if a lot tired…

Uh, I love it when my bowels keep me awake…

Btw, nothing yet.

Some movements only now, after two hours… jusr that

I guess this is what I should have expected since the beginning of my constipation, 2 days ago – which may not seem much, but even just a few hours of constipation is bad. Really bad.

I woke up once every hour since I fell asleep, and every time I did I felt my tummy aching a little bit more… now it became too powerful J cannot ignore it anymore.

I am sitting on my toilet, guess what… I am constipated!

I am waiting for the disaster, powerful, painful, disaster.

Rescuing disaster

Costipation.

Second day in a row

Wtf!

Weird… I felt the beer I had yesterday threatening my belly the whole night… but now seems like nothing is going to get out… :/

Coursed shit… guess it was the most predictable scenario after my morning constipation and a pasta dish for lunch…

Constipated morning

I’m at a friend’s place, he bought a plot of land and plans to live there. So for now, there’s no real bathroom, you shit in nature.

today, it seems like it’s the festival of flies. Without dragging it out, I just had a diarrhoea attack and had to go shit in the middle of the woods. It’s weird feeling all their funny little legs on my cheeks.

Oh, and by the way, my shit was pretty runny

Constipation. Not a good thing.

Quite too many constipated days this week… mmh, don’t like it.

Good old diarrhoea..

Luckily I work from home, now