Daily Prompt

What’s the most fun way to exercise?

Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy.

I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series, until some turds finally get on the edge, and this is the moment I push harder!

Fun ain’t it?

Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM

All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose….

I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising……..

The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..

Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM

Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self.

I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY.

I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk!

It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. My belly hurts, my shit is fluid. I’ve just remembered I had this weird dream where people saw me while taking a poo, and at the end if it I wiped blood from my arsehole.

I don’t even know what I am talking about, I deserved a little more sleep, I hope this torture will be finished soon!

Daily Prompt

What job would you do for free?

Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB!

Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE!

Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP

Shall I? NOOPE

Will I? We will see…. I am patient, and consistent. Right now pretty consistent, if you know what I mean….

Cheers!

Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM

I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit!

But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….

Daily Prompt

How would you improve your community?

Okay, this is actually a harsh one for me.

I haven’t really understood yet what my community likes, so I don’t know what to do to improve it. O am trying to bring more value to my posts, and probably it is working.

I also brought my stuff on Instagram, Reddit, TikTok, YouTube, created a telegram channel, a discord community, even a Podcast. I don’t know if this ever improved my community, after all I am a blogger talking about his shit sessions, what could there be so interesting in that?

Whatever, just to stay on topic, I will keep doing anything that comes into my mind to improve my community.

Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM

It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse.

Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions?

😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it.

Btw, I really feel bad, irregular sprouted little turds, and a lot of bloating going on here 🫤

Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM

This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it…

I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔

Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…

Daily Prompt

How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic?

Well, unfortunately pooping outdoor was not an option anymore, even if it gives you such a freedom!

During lockdown, I had to spend very day on the very same toilet, days passed by, one equal to the other, the only variation I could rely on to be sure time kept running were my turds.

Here’s an artwork I made celebrating that period:

Daily Prompt

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?

Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time and relaxation as it can have, while writing about it on this very blog of mine, and learning languages on Duolingo.