last   poops

Tuesday, 15 October 2024 | 08:18 AM

I believe we tend to underestimate the power of paper towel… it brings us unparalleled level of comfort.

Just imagine your life without it. Just try.

Well, sometimes I don’t even have to imagine.. I just feel it!

DAMN Girl, why haven’t you replaced it!!?!??

Sunday, 13 October 2024 | 10:07 AM

After the explosion at the gas station, yesterday I took an Imodium, because I couldn’t risk some diarrhoea at the meeting I was going to attend…

Idk, it still feels like I don’t have much stimulus for shitting today….

I hope for the best, but I already feel better now, luckily.

Be patient my loyal arsehole, you’re going to work again!

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 3:38 PM

I couldn’t even keep up the writing pace. I had countless other diarrhoea attacks, in between them I had to lay on my friend’s bed. I am freezing, my stomach never stopped hurting.

I feel tremendously sick

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 10:05 AM

Some more diarrhoea, this time I am at my colleague’s. Feels like every time I come here I have some sort of pain in the arse.

I am feeling bad btw. It’s not a joke, it is hard to think about anything else… I came here to work on our project! Shit! Stupid bowels!

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 08:31 AM

Not good not good.

My stomach and my bowels both fighting against something causing ache.

Probably it is that Kung Pao Chicken I had yesterday for dinner. I prepared that myself, and I didn’t think it would have ended up this way :/

Now I am stuck on the toilet, literally dripping, and I have a lot to do today….