Constipated morning

I’m at a friend’s place, he bought a plot of land and plans to live there. So for now, there’s no real bathroom, you shit in nature.

today, it seems like it’s the festival of flies. Without dragging it out, I just had a diarrhoea attack and had to go shit in the middle of the woods. It’s weird feeling all their funny little legs on my cheeks.

Oh, and by the way, my shit was pretty runny

Constipation. Not a good thing.

Quite too many constipated days this week… mmh, don’t like it.

Good old diarrhoea..

Luckily I work from home, now

Yesterday I spent the morning on the toilet, having diarrhoea.

I emptied myself so much, I wouldn’t think I could have anything to shit this morning…

Ohwoah! One single turd! Slipped out!

Am satisfied🥹

This morning my anus is spicy

Korean dinner

Dreamless night

Shitload of painful shit in the morning.

That fried chicken was gooooooodlicious!😋

No wait, why do I still smell it?

Uhm, perhaps shitting after lunch gives life a boost

Brave waiting, brought its fruits. You know…

In the morning, on the toilet…

Well, yesterday I was constipated, so I would have imagined to take a lot of shit this morning….

It ain’t anything  like this 😡

Pizza for dinner, constipation for breakfast.

Hamburger for dinner, it made me think I would have had a lot to shit this morning… nope. Unexpectedly.. NOPE

Constipation came instead :/

Stuck on the toilet, even before breakfast.

Should definitely quit drinking beer. Even if yesterday I’ve just had two pints before dinner ☹️