Uhm, I think there’s more shit inside me

You know, I’d pretty much like to get back to sleep, but shit happens to get out og my arsehole right now :/

Finally some very accomplishing shit. Was waiting for it the whole day- tomorrow. I had no time to anticipate it this morning, I just had to make it.

9/10

Worthit!

Stopped my non-alcohol streak of 150 days.

Fuck it, I wanted a beer. I had two.

I also had dinner at my favourite Indian restaurant. My slumber was disturbed, but I believe it was the heat’s fault.

I’m still very hot.

This whole situation cooked my shit, which got out shapeless, reeky

At first was a constipated morning, but then shit came out quickly and easily.

Constipation at first, morning shit delayed.

Now just sweat. The sun is already high in the sky, and I sweat.

Can’t push further, shit must do everything by itself.

Won’t work.

Be steady, it can happen any moment.

Another constipated morning 🙁

Finally some shit came visiting the loo

Feel just a little better

Too little tho

It’s fucking impossible, I just eat a kebab for dinner, and I am now constipated in the morning!

Oh cmon!

A sudden diabolical diarrhoea attack just came.

It was not that painful – I’ve known worse – but it lasted quite a while…

Luckily I was home!

Pushing hard for taking shit in summer is like melting in a volcano.

Lava always underneath

Here’s a quick unexpected shit.

My favourite ones

Finally – after maaamy months – shit gets out with no worries at all.

Would it be because I ate a lot of veggies and fruit?

Could be.

Must be!

I shall do it more often…

Yeah.

Feel better tho